Saturday, November 19, 2016

"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"
Chinless Mitch Showing How He Eats a 
Big Mouth Nothingburger
"Hey, Hamiltonians, stop harassing my Hoosier
homie!  Apologize!"
Dissipation, Thy Name Is Bannon
Warm Scuzzies #715
John Primomo
Mike Pence Sez: "HELP! HELP! I'm being harassed! Oh! 
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
The Unexpurgated Bible #145
"Who knoweth whether he art come to 
the kingdom for such a time as this?"
Singing 'Dust in the Wind', Iraqi army troops celebrate
the 13-year-old Iraq War as they arrive in Mosul to
further reduce it to rubble.
Starbucks Warmly Welcomes #TrumpCup Protesters, 
Like This Cammie Cap Genius
"Mad to the bone
Mad to the bone
Mad to the bone."
Donald Trump Not Puckering While Not Settling
His Trump University Lawsuits

Friday, November 18, 2016

Man Tries to Shoot the Moon, Misses
James Woods Quits Twitter, Whiter-Than-Thou Nation
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #146
The Trump Administration: Revenge of the
Not to worry, Maxwell Smart is on the case.
"Who are you calling a 'pansy'?!"
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Sez:  "It's time to party
like it's 1953!"
We Come in Peace for All Canines
Citizen Cohn and Citizen Con Were Made for Each Other
President-Elect Trump Considering Granting 
National Security Clearance to Vladimir Putin,
His Brother Under the Rug
"So this, in a nutshell, is the meaning of life.  
Any questions?"
Man Uses Cheetos in Unsuccessful Attempt to Impersonate 
Donald Trump
Whiteworld #38
Mike Pence Poses with the Cast of 50 Shades of White

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Have you hugged a Trumpnik today?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #178
"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"
"Who do you think will come forward to make the 
Milky Way Galaxy great again?"
It's a Wipe!
"Raid kills bugs dead!"
"Seriously, do I look like a vampire?"
Trump Transition Team Tête-à-Tête
Why does Steve Bannon always look like he's just come
 off a two-week bender?
"Steve Bannon is the shiznit!"
Most people recognize a George Lincoln Rockwell

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Making America Irate Again
Would you say this holiday greeting is too early or 
too late?
"There never was a democracy yet that did
 not commit suicide." 
                                         --- John Adams
"But Chief, the law is settled!"
American Outdoor Advertising Companies See Solid
Growth Opportunities in Afghanistan
Do Snobbish Lambs really pose a threat to American troops
in Afghanistan?
Moon Blamed for 'Throwing Shade' on Planet Earth
They Live by Night

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Warm Scuzzies #714
Beverly Whaling
World's Worst Yobs #371
David Marcus
So Close You Can Hear the Banjo
"Pink Thing need to go potty!"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #98
Pamela Ramsey Taylor
University of Illinois Wrestler Upends Opponent from
Columbia University, Proclaiming, "Take this, you
racist, homophobic meathead!"
Mr. Gin Blossoms