Saturday, May 28, 2011

"A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he's
got a terrific Aggie joke to tell.  But before he can start,
Rick Perry says, 'Hold it right there, buddy!  I'm an
Aggie!'  And the guy says, 'Okay, I'll tell it very, very
Ugly Mug

Ugly Mug Shot
He had always found Saturday morning a good time to
catch up on his reading.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #114
John Hawkins and Duane Lester

Friday, May 27, 2011

Paul Ryan thinks the battle over Medicare
represents a “Churchilian-type of moment
 in history." Shouldn't he have said a
'Rooseveltian-type of moment'?
World's Worst Yobs #220
Lee Stranahan
Warm Scuzzies #189
Kyle Busch
Patrick McFalwell Often Mistaken
for Patrick McHenry
If being black gives you a leg up on becoming
President, Representative Joe Walsh is S.O.L. 
"You know Roger Ailes is crazy.  He really
believes that stuff."
Not only is Senator Coburn unrepentant
for being John Ensign's 'fixer', but also,
he says, "I am proud of what I did and
the way I did it."  If you don't see things
the way the Senator does, it's probably
because you're not a member of The
Family and a Christian obstetrician
 from Oklahoma.
        Latest Gallup Poll Shows 'No Preference' Most
      Popular Potential GOP Presidential Candidate

         •Romney 17%
   •Palin 15%
          •Ron Paul 10%
       •Gingrich 9%
•Cain 8%
       •Pawlenty 6%
         •Bachmann 5%
        •Huntsman 2%
     •Johnson 2%
       •Santorum 2%
                 •No Preference 22%
Magical Depressionism #24
Putting Crystal Cathedral Up for Sale for $50 Million
Gives New Meaning to 'Community Outreach'
The only thing sillier than a shrimp on a treadmill is
Tom Coburn speaking on the Senate floor.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

“I worship the water Paul Ryan walks on.”
New York Stock Exchange
Exterior View

New York Stock Exchange
Interior View
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #304
Joe Walsh
Ratko Caught in Serbian Trap
Remember this ex-judge from Jerkwater, Louisiana?

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

"I'm wearing my 'Pork:  Be Inspired' boots.  When you get
inspired enough, let me know, because, quite frankly, they
hurt my feet and I can't wait to take them off."
Hard to believe, but this fellow doesn't know that Franklin
Pierce was the 14th President of the United States.
If you haven't smoked in 3D, you don't know what
you're missing.
Robot T800 Sez:  "Arnold, you have disappointed a whole
generation of cyborgs!"
"And with each copy of my bestseller, The Path to American
Prosperity, you will receive a Yoshiblade Ceramic Knife, the
same tool I used to slice and dice Republican Party chances
of winning the White House in 2012." 
If you're trying to locate a Southern Gentleman from North
Carolina, please be advised that they became extinct
shortly before Patrick McHenry was elected to the
U. S. House of Representatives in 2004.
"Thank you, Florida, for my 29% job
approval rating!  If it weren't for you, it
might be even lower!  Thank you, thank
you, thank you!"
When you hear the phrase, 'Debt Ceiling', wouldn't it
 be wise to say, "OK, I'll believe in the Debt Ceiling
when you show me the Debt Floor, the Debt Walls,
and the roof of the House of Cards?"
“Are Republicans losing their grip on reality?” Jacob Weisberg
asks.  It's a good question, but for someone as smart as he is,
the editor-in-chief of Slate, he should have asked it when, say,
Ronald Reagan was elected President of the U. S. in 1980.
Let's not forget that it wasn't Paul Ryan or Jack
Davis who ultimately made it possible for the
Democrat, Cathy Hochul, to be elected to the U.
S. House of Representatives.  It was Christopher
 Lee, his bare chest, CraigslistGawker, and 
a smartphone.
The good news is that Kathy Hochul defeated Jane Corwin
in the New York 26th District special election.  The bad
news is that this guy, Jack Davis, the Tea Party candidate,
 still garnered 8% of the vote. 
Portrait of a Stout Gentleman, Alessandro
Jonah del Goldberg, Field Captain of
the Italian Eating Team (circa 1625)
"Mr. Erickson, a close aide to Sarah Palin describes you as
a 'total douchebag' and a 'greasy dumbass with a talent for
self-promotion'.  Do you think CNN was aware of these
qualifications when you were hired to be a member of 'The
Best Political Team on Television'?"
After it moves to its new $1.7 million digs in Scottsdale,
Arizona, the Palin family will continue its fishing tradition
by angling for the Pancake Batfish.
Oxymorons for Our Time #101
0 Percent Contained
If this didn't work, he had decided to give
up on ever being assimilated.
"Nice ass!"
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #98
Urban Grounds
Iran Reportedly Working on
Nuclear Trigger
Will politicians ever learn that the cover-up
is worse than the crime?  John Edwards
certainly didn't.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Sure as shootin', it's Vladimir Putin!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Bling Crosby!
Texas Strangler Still at Large; "Stay in Your Homes,"
Authorities Warn
"Heaven's Big Boy says He was speaking allegorically, not
literally, when He told you to sacrifice your son."
Critics agreed that Newt Gingrich's answers to questions
about his $500,000 Tiffany's bill lacked the bling of truth.
He had forgiven his wife for her affair with
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but this was
a bridge too far.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #303
Pete DeGraaf
You could always tell when Callista had just heard
Newt say, "Honey, let's go shopping at Tiffany." 

Monday, May 23, 2011

"Sorry, sir, but it's our hotel's policy
not to have bedbugs."