Saturday, February 24, 2018

Paul LePage Urges Maine Republicans to 
Stick Together
World's Worst Yoobs #193
Lisa Mei Crowley
Trump/Putin collusion is so hard to
find because it's hidden in plain sight.
20/20 Hindsight
Boris and Natasha say they will work in the
White House for nothing, too.
"Who's that? A SWATboy?"
"No, it's our new algebra teacher."
Judging from her tattoo, Dana Loesch's version of 
Ephesians 6:12 begins, "For we wrestle not against flesh 
and blood, except student survivors of mass shootings."
Carter Page kept popping up in the strangest places.
Driver Accused of Ignoring Flash Flood
Comrade Dana Putinbacher Distances Himself from
Rick Gates
Ian Walters Sez: “We elected Mike Steele as chairman
 [of the RNC] because he was a black guy, that was the
 wrong thing to do.”
Former Trump Adviser Sebastian Gorka Wanted for Arrest
 in Hungary
Crotch Perry and Stinky Zinke Go to CPAC

Friday, February 23, 2018

Donald Trump Sez: "Video game violence & glorification 
must be stopped—it is creating monsters!"
NRA-13 Gang Leader Launches Public Relations
Campaign in New York City
Donald Trump and Laura Ingraham Join Forces in
Fight Against Herpes
"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: 
Ajit Pai Wipes are not flushable!"
"Yes, children, the NRA's logic is ineluctable."
Guy Watching Trump Speak at CPAC
"I've been afraid a lot of times in my life. 
But I didn't know the real meaning of fear
 until I had seen Wayne LaPierre without
 his makeup."
Wayne LaPierre Shows Marco Rubio
the Money
Eric 'Borg Eye' Greitens Remains Defiant
Amid Criminal Charges
Dana Loesch Busily at Work in the NRA 
Propaganda Laboratory
Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor
David Brooks Gets Soaked to the Skin by All the 
Existential Rain Falling Down in America Today

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Indicted for Felony
Invasion of Privacy with Gatling Gun
"Who's that?"
"Oh, he's just another one of those NRA
gun peddlers."
Wayne LaPierre Warns CPAC Against
Amber Waves of Socialism
Without his pocket-size teleprompter, Trump 
would have been at a loss for words.
"Have you not seen 'Kiss of the Hungarian Adder'?"
 Sebastian Gorka hissed menacingly.
Jesus Survives Crucifixion, Falls on Hard Times,
Morphs Into Dave Daubenmire
Chris Loesch Doing His Dr. Demento Impression
Scarier Than Hannibal Lecter
Thanks to Donald Trump and the NRA, we are now able 
to move beyond the common, everyday facepalm.
Time Tourist #9
Socrates Self-Medicates, NRA-Style
The NRA Has Answers to Questions No One Is Asking
After the CNN town hall, Marco was even littler.
Warm Scuzzies #779
Needville ISD
Dana Loesch Sez: "There were villagers rushing the stage
 and screaming ‘Burn her!'”
Warm Scuzzies #778
Keith Schiller
Wayne LaPierre Sez: "We must harden our schools!"
Chris Loesch's Disguise Proves 
Ineffectual, Forced to Flee
CNN Town Hall

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

"For the heart of Trump had waxed gross, and his ears 
were dull of hearing, and his eyes were closed."
Down on the Russian Troll Farm with
Florine Gruen Goldfarb
World's Worst Yoobs #192
Deneen Borelli
Warm Scuzzies #777
Starkville, Mississippi
It's Die-In Fashion Week in Milan
Frater Sodalis
Fake News Banished from the Sweet By and By
How to Pluralize a Proper Noun