Saturday, June 25, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,004
Bobby Lawrence

Go ahead, call him a 'Mitt Romney Republican'.
He's tough, he can take it.

Oopsy Poopsy!

Warm Scuzzies #1,204
Jeann Lugo

Little Known Alternative Fact #12
'Cattywampus' is Mike Pence's favorite word.

The Percentage of Fox That's Fox and 
the Percentage of Fox That's News

Now that the opponents of abortion have won the battle, 
if not the war, what issue will energize the Republican Party 
in the future?

How many years will it take to clean up this mess?

President Biden Lashes Out at Supreme Court

What to Wear to Celebrate the 4th of July This Year

"I feel misled," said the ingénue.

Caturday Burglar

"Shall we play a game once more?  
Let's call it 'Qwordle'."

Warm Scuzzies #1,203
Sean Loloee

Sammy Alito, Ladies Man

Friday, June 24, 2022

"Hail, Emperor, those who are about to die salute you!"

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition

Maybe Joe Manchin and Susan Collins should
throw a Pity Party.

We Had to Destroy the Village In Order to Save It

Clarence Thomas says the Supreme Court 'should reconsider'
 its contraception and same-sex marriage rulings.  Why Thomas
 omitted the interracial marriage ruling (Loving v. Virginia, 1967)
 was unclear.

Susan Collins Wins Another Award

Follow the logic of the Supreme Court's abortion decision
 and, before you can say Le Petite Mortbirth control 
and masturbation will be criminalized as well.

Susan Collins Sez: “This decision is inconsistent with 
what Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh said in their 
testimony and their meetings with me."

Against Stupidity, God Himself Is Helpless

Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle Porn Made His
Whole Body Hard

"For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall 
prepare himself to the battle?" (I Corinthians 14:8)

Farcical Fascism Is Still Fascism

Samuel Alito's Cat

We are often told that no one is 'above the law'.  
Does this mean everyone is 'below the law'?

Oxymorons for Our Time #211
Settled Law

Matt Gaetz, Mo Brooks, Andy Biggs,
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Louis Gohmert,
and Scott Perry sought pardons for their
roles in the failed coup d'état.

The smart money is on Jeffrey Clark for the
Schlub of the Year Award.

On Fido Friday, the director barked, "That's a wrap!"

“Just say the election was corrupt and leave the rest
 to me and the Boy Wonder.”

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Trump and His Pet Thumbster

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,003
Russell Vought

Warm Scuzzies #1,202
Kenneth Klukowski

Kelli Ward, Arizona Hateball

World's Worst Yobs #449
Gary Abernathy

Bumper-Sticker Lover Says He Doesn't Own a Car

Even in the mythical gun-loving wild, wild west, 
sheriffs wouldn’t allow guns into town.

Bacon-Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza is a real

It helps to think of the Supreme Court as the judicial wing of 
the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

Henceforth, we should name all mass shootings
like we name hurricanes, e. g., 
Bloodbath Clarence.

"The bad guys won."

To:  Senator Ron Johnson
From:  Monica Lewinsky

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,002
Mayra Flores

Republican Strategist Matthew Dowd Sez:  "The Republican 
Party has become a toxic waste dump of this Big Lie autocracy 
and denialism."

Equal Time for All Mysterious Beings, Especially
Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch, and Other Hairy Monsters

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away . . . .