Saturday, June 11, 2016

Warm Scuzzies #593
David Perdue
Father Brandon Morse Demands Apology from Old Navy
Trumping the Snark #3
Honey, I Shrunk The Donald
When Trump's 'Trickle-Down Racism' Meets the 
GOP's 'Bubble-Up Racism'
World's Worst Yobs #360
Eli Lake

Friday, June 10, 2016

Jonah Goldberg's 'Pale Penis People' Doing a 
Whitesnake Check
'Targeted GOP Individuals' cry, "Help! Help! We're 
all trapped in a Basil Rathbone movie!"
"During one of my power naps, Trump revealed to me in
 a dream that he was wrong to attack the judge."
Next Stop:  Cleveland
When Donald Trump goes on a cruise, it's always aboard 
the HMS Tyrannic.
The Tree Hippo spends most of its life in an 
arboreal state and does not normally descend
 to the ground, except to mate and spawn.

Thursday, June 09, 2016

Sign of the Times #67
Blow It Out Your Axis, America!
Curried Gull, the Official Bird of the Trump Campaign
When Uncle Fester Realized He Must Endure Five Months 
of Rationalizations, Excuses, and Alibis for the 
Annoying Orange Bigot
Adventures in Lexicology #18
Tympanic (timˈpanik), adj. Of, or relating to, the Tympanum.

Trumpanic (trum' panik), n. Of, or relating to, the GOP.
When Womanhood Goes Bad
Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean, would have been 
the ideal running mate for Donald Trump, the Orange 
Julius Caesar.
When National Review's Rich Lowry writes today 
of "the worst case for the GOP: Trump as a little 
bit of Todd Akin every day," one can almost hear 
the would-be Missouri Senator 'firing back'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #177

Wednesday, June 08, 2016

New Paul Ryan Merch
Headlines We Like to See #1
'Renee Ellmers Loses North Carolina GOP Primary'
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog 
will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! 
I never would’ve thought of that!’”   
                                                              --- Dave Barry
Donald Trump Unbuttoned

Tuesday, June 07, 2016

On the Care and Feeding of Propaganda
Greedheads Galore #45
Bernard Marcus
Warm Scuzzies #592
Aaron Persky
When she heard what she had just said, Senator Ayotte's
body switched involuntarily into Auto-Facepalm Mode.
Allen West is the political equivalent of the 
Herpes Simplex Virus: once it enters the
 system, it's there to stay.
"Donald Trump's campaign gives me great comfort, 
which, you can tell from looking at me, I really
need right now."

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to
justice everywhere." 
                                            ---Martin Luther King, Jr.

Monday, June 06, 2016

David French Sez:  “It would be tempting to 
say ‘somebody’ stepping up is better than nobody. 
But somebody is not always better than nobody. 
And I'm nobody."
"Hey, there's a simple reason for my hospitalization,
and I'm wearing it!"
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #184
David French, Nancy French, and Ryan Boland
Billy Kristol's Political Stock Takes Another Beating 
on Wall Street, Main Street, and Every Other Street
in Town
Long-Lost Eugene O'Neill Play Found

Sunday, June 05, 2016

Little Known Fact #62
Pocohontas moonlighted as a hairdresser.
The fellow who created this graphic got his degree in 
Meretricious Photoshopping from Trump University.
When last December he challenged
President Obama to name a Muslim
sports hero, Trump was merely 
echoing the voices of millions of
white people in the 1960s.
"Wow! So this is Trump's dog whistle. It's yoooge!"
"And the elephants are dancing on the graves 
of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"
Scientists Say Donald Trump's Ego May Be Expanding 
Faster Than We Thought
How long will it be before Trump starts calling Ben
Carson 'My African-American' and Mark Halperin
says that's not racist because Africa is not a race?