Saturday, September 25, 2021

GOP Putting in Place Election Theft Mechanisms
for 2022 and 2024

Stop the Steal Now in Its 10th Season!

High on Helium

Trump carried Texas in 2020 by 631,221 votes.
This Forensic Audit is being conducted 
satirically, just for laughs.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Like the Cyber Ninjas in Arizona, Plum Zany is 
'Just Asking Questions'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #207

Behind the Bullet-Riddled 'Breastplate of Righteousness'
 Where Anti-Vaxxers Plot to Get Religious Exemptions

Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Whatzit
really raised the bar in film noir.

Red Arrow Points to Secret Heart Gestures
Exchanged by Greg Abbott and Donald Trump

Batman and Robin are really getting a kick out of 
Lauren Boebert's Venmo Scandal.

Alexander Graham Bell Credited with Identifying
 the Telephony Syndrome

"Finally some good news in the delta-era of the 
pandemic. The U.S. might be able to avoid a 
huge winter surge, researchers say."

This dog barks every time it hears someone say,
'autonomous disillusionment'.

If we stop 'Death Shaming', what about the
Darwin Awards and the National Day of

On Fido Friday, his dog liked to do its 
Narcissus impression.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

'Border Patrol Suspends Horse Patrols
 in Del Rio, Texas'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #918
Braxton Mitchell

United Stasis

Performance Anxiety

The Trump Brand Goes the Way of Kodak
 and Circuit City

Jesus walked on water.  You can walk on Holy Water.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Remember Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #917
Kent Christmas

"Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn 
referenced an article he read that claimed the medical 
establishment is planning to secretly put the 
Covid-19 vaccine in salad dressing."

Chris Roth, the CEO of Idaho's largest hospital, witnessed,
first hand, people at a school board meeting laughing at
the COVID epidemic.  "It was like," he says, "we’re seeing 
the de-evolution of humanity,"

Chad Staelens of Wichita Falls, Texas bit through a 
hospital security guard's thumb after he was asked to 
wear a mask.

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

See and Say

If the GOP refuses to nominate him in 2024, 
Trump will seriously consider running on the 
NeoScum Party ticket.

Eccentric Christian Being Persecuted in Colorado, Southern 
Idaho, Montana, Northern Nevada, North Dakota,
 Eastern Oregon, Utah and Wyoming

Haitian Bulldogging at the Texas Rodeo

Warm Scuzzies #1,079
Michael Eckerman

Zombies are moving faster and faster these days in an
attempt to stay one step ahead of  horny Trumpniks.

Chris Wikoff Sez:  "I was in a bed. I can't move, 
I can't breathe.  I was afraid I was going to die."

Kevin McCarthy's Latest Release

There's still hope for Bari Weiss.  The far Left hasn't
taken over David Horowitz's FrontPage Magazine yet.

Hunter Lowe, 26,  and Brandon Boone, 49, have been 
sent back to Louisiana for not showing proof of 
being homo sapiens.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Something to Consider #6
Can there ever be too much
election reform?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #16
Ted Cruz Putting the Make on Kyrsten Sinema

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #916
Tom Blackmer

Warm Scuzzies #1,078
Hang Time Sports Grill & Barr

When Zuckerberg Promised Trump to Champion
'State-Sanctioned Conservatism'

On January 6, Joseph Lino Padilla came in peace for
all mankind.

"I keep angels on my shoulders," 
Sidney Powell said cautiously.

Trump and McConnell's Icy Relationship Gets Even Icier

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Mississippi's COVID-19 death rate is 309.6 per 100,000,
the highest in the United States.  In other words, there
 are a lot of Mississippians going to Heaven these days.

John Nolte says Howard Stern and Nancy Pelosi and 
CNN and Joe Biden are using reverse psychology to 
manipulate Trumpniks into not getting vaccinated, thereby 
increasing the likelihood they will die from COVID-19.

Four Things You Need to Know About How the New 
U.S.-U.K.-Australia Submarine Deal Affects the 
Meaning of Life

Worm Says He's 'Grateful' to Be Living 'Rent-Free' 
in Donald Trump's Head

Trump Odds to Win 2024 Presidential Race Improve Again

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?