Saturday, June 13, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #821
DeAnna Lorraine
Vladimir Putin Performing
'She's a Rainbow'
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #198
The Agony of Defeat

Friday, June 12, 2020

There's nothing worse than a panhandler in
J. C. Penney.
Zuck's Been Prexy Snacking Again
Warm Scuzzies #935
Kelcy Warren
Rich Prick Gets Dicked
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Wall
Repetition Compulsion
Ardent NeoConfederate Claims He Bingewatched Gone with
 the Wind Six Times (That Is, 24 Hours) in a Row
Big corporations are such lumbering, blundering beasts.
The mill of God grinds slowly, but it will grind 
William Barr exceedingly small.
Inasmuch as Jesus died for your sins.  Trumpniks, follow 
in His footsteps and die for Trump's sins.

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Jacksonville just experienced a new single-day high 
in the number of coronavirus cases.  Sounds like
 the RNC will be a re-make of 'The Perfect Storm'.
A Bernard Kliban/Frank Cotham Hybrid
Preferably out of the barrel of a circus cannon.
"These ugly Anarchists must be stooped IMMEDIATELY."
Why just 'ugly Anarchists?  And how exactly do you
'stoop' them?
Oxymorons for Our Time #205
Fox Investigative Journalist
What is it about Republican doctors,
like Steve Huffman?
Go home, Candice.  No one wants to get close
enough to you to invade your privacy.
Is Robin Vos, Speaker of the Wisconsin State Assembly,
wearing a mask and gloves to stop the spread of COVID-19?
No, he's wearing this protective gear because he believes it
will help stop the spread of Mexican-Americans in Wisconsin.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #120
Robin Vos
Trump will be speaking tonight at the Gateway Church in
Dallas.  Do you think he will remember to take his
Bible with him?
Another Skinhead Bites the Dust
The highlight of the convention will be when all the
Trumpniks jump naked and roll around on each other.
A highlight of the event will be the presentation
of Darwin Awards to all in attendance.
General Mark Milley should also apologize for wearing
a Scorpion W2 camouflage suit and hat to church.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Why go all the way to Mongolia to hunt sheep?
Sheep are plentiful here in the United States.
They're called Trumpniks.
For some reason, an antifa grandparent has a tendency
to suddenly segue into an impression of
General Winfield Scott.
Send Joni Ernst back to Iowa so she can castrate 
more hogs.
Marjorie Greene Sez:  “I have a message for antifa 
terrorists. Stay the hell out of northwest Georgia.”
Mike O'Meara Sez:  “Stop treating us like animals and thugs!”
Is there a wet nurse in the house?
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #119
John McNesby
Were it not for Proud Morons, small-town streets would
be choked with antifa buses.
Don't park the wrong way on a street in Detroit, or you'll 
suffer the consequences like this African-American Amazon 
delivery man did. 
World's Worst Jobs #152
Jared Kushner's Shadow
Warm Scuzzies #934
Vincent D'Andraia
Whiteworld #83
Republican National Convention Moved
to Jacksonville White Castle
Joseph DiMarco, New Jersey Corrections Officer, Gleefully
Re-Enacting Murder of George Floyd
If you use Twitter, be careful, because Trump may accuse
you of 'very questionable tweets' and attack you for being
an agent provocateur, especially if you're 75 or older.
The only people in the United States who have neither seen
 nor heard about Trump's tweet claiming that 75-year-old 
Martin Gugino was an antifa provocateur are GOP
Senators.  Color them clueless.  Call them gutless
 prevaricators. Vote them into outer darkness.

Tuesday, June 09, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #820
Greg Glassman
In Hell, Strom Thurmond was heard to say, "Trent
is a Southern gentleman and a mighty fine Dixiecrat."
White House Claims Fence Was Being Confused with 
the National Gallery of Art
It's truly disconcerting to realize 38% of Americans 
are as deranged as Trump.
Percentage of Americans Who Still Don't Believe
 Trump Is Mentally Ill Drops to 38%
On the quarter hour, it says "I will be phenomenal to
the women."
On the half hour, it says "I have a great relationship
with African-Americans."
On the hour, it says "To be blunt, people would vote
for me because I'm so good looking."
 Remember when George Bush said, "I'm a uniter, not a
 divider"? That was over 20 years ago. As is said, "The 
more things change, the more they remain the same."