Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #821

DeAnna Lorraine

Vladimir Putin Performing

'She's a Rainbow'

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #198

The Agony of Defeat

There's nothing worse than a panhandler in

J. C. Penney.

Zuck's Been Prexy Snacking Again

Warm Scuzzies #935

Kelcy Warren

Rich Prick Gets Dicked

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Wall

Repetition Compulsion

Ardent NeoConfederate Claims He Bingewatched Gone with

 the Wind Six Times (That Is, 24 Hours) in a Row

Big corporations are such lumbering, blundering beasts.

The mill of God grinds slowly, but it will grind 

William Barr exceedingly small.

Inasmuch as Jesus died for your sins.  Trumpniks, follow 

in His footsteps and die for Trump's sins.

Jacksonville just experienced a new single-day high 

in the number of coronavirus cases.  Sounds like

 the RNC will be a re-make of 'The Perfect Storm'.

A Bernard Kliban/Frank Cotham Hybrid

Preferably out of the barrel of a circus cannon.

"These ugly Anarchists must be stooped IMMEDIATELY."

Why just 'ugly Anarchists?  And how exactly do you

'stoop' them?

Oxymorons for Our Time #205

Fox Investigative Journalist

What is it about Republican doctors,

like Steve Huffman?

Go home, Candice.  No one wants to get close

enough to you to invade your privacy.

Is Robin Vos, Speaker of the Wisconsin State Assembly,

wearing a mask and gloves to stop the spread of COVID-19?

No, he's wearing this protective gear because he believes it

will help stop the spread of Mexican-Americans in Wisconsin.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #120

Robin Vos

Trump will be speaking tonight at the Gateway Church in

Dallas.  Do you think he will remember to take his

Bible with him?

Another Skinhead Bites the Dust

The highlight of the convention will be when all the

Trumpniks jump naked and roll around on each other.

A highlight of the event will be the presentation

of Darwin Awards to all in attendance.

General Mark Milley should also apologize for wearing

a Scorpion W2 camouflage suit and hat to church.

Why go all the way to Mongolia to hunt sheep?

Sheep are plentiful here in the United States.

They're called Trumpniks.

For some reason, an antifa grandparent has a tendency

to suddenly segue into an impression of

General Winfield Scott.

Send Joni Ernst back to Iowa so she can castrate 

more hogs.

Marjorie Greene Sez:  “I have a message for antifa 

terrorists. Stay the hell out of northwest Georgia.”

Mike O'Meara Sez:  “Stop treating us like animals and thugs!”

Is there a wet nurse in the house?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #119

John McNesby

Were it not for Proud Morons, small-town streets would

be choked with antifa buses.

Don't park the wrong way on a street in Detroit, or you'll 

suffer the consequences like this African-American Amazon 

delivery man did. 

World's Worst Jobs #152

Jared Kushner's Shadow

Warm Scuzzies #934

Vincent D'Andraia

Whiteworld #83

Republican National Convention Moved

to Jacksonville White Castle

Joseph DiMarco, New Jersey Corrections Officer, Gleefully

Re-Enacting Murder of George Floyd

If you use Twitter, be careful, because Trump may accuse

you of 'very questionable tweets' and attack you for being

an agent provocateur, especially if you're 75 or older.

The only people in the United States who have neither seen

 nor heard about Trump's tweet claiming that 75-year-old 

Martin Gugino was an antifa provocateur are GOP

Senators.  Color them clueless.  Call them gutless

 prevaricators. Vote them into outer darkness.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #820

Greg Glassman

In Hell, Strom Thurmond was heard to say, "Trent

is a Southern gentleman and a mighty fine Dixiecrat."

White House Claims Fence Was Being Confused with 

the National Gallery of Art

It's truly disconcerting to realize 38% of Americans 

are as deranged as Trump.

Percentage of Americans Who Still Don't Believe

 Trump Is Mentally Ill Drops to 38%

On the quarter hour, it says "I will be phenomenal to

the women."

On the half hour, it says "I have a great relationship

with African-Americans."

On the hour, it says "To be blunt, people would vote

for me because I'm so good looking."

 Remember when George Bush said, "I'm a uniter, not a

 divider"? That was over 20 years ago. As is said, "The 

more things change, the more they remain the same."