Saturday, January 29, 2022

There are two fat asses in this picture.  Can you tell which
one is the Governor of West Virginia?

The Joe Rogan Experience

Don't Fuck with Flo

Cat Sez:  “The inconvenience of having to wear a mask
 is more than worth it to have people not think my owner
 is a Trumpnik.”

On Caturday, Diddly-Squat listened to Stew Peters
 'pillory the shot goblins dishing out medical
 killery on pureblood patients'.

As he closes in on his 76th birthday, Trump's ability to make
 fisties is obviously weakening.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Under Fire from 
Both Republicans and Democrats for Botched
'Operation Lone Star'

 He was waiting for a sign from God that he should get
 vaccinated, but the sign never came.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #956
Vladimir Zelenko

Warm Scuzzies #1,125
Mike Brnovich

Friday, January 28, 2022

Fascist Patriot Front Demonstrators Give Gimme Caps,
Balaclava Masks, and Sunglasses a Bad Name

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #154
Lesley Haskell

First Cat Willow Rests After Trumpball Workout

When Reality Became a Game of
Trivial Pursuit

Ilya Shapiro Being Stalked by the Dreaded
'Intersectional Hierarchy'

Which tony New York City eatery will Sarah Palin
dine in tonight?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #955
Alex Berenson

"Tell us, Eric, are you
or what?

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,124
McMinn County Schools

Unless an idea is utterly insane, Rand Paul
won't have anything to do with it.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #153
Ilya Shapiro

"Gimme a P!"
"Gimme a U!"
"Gimme a T!"
"Gimme an I!"
"Gimme an N!"
"What does it spell?"

Stewart Rhodes, Leader of the Oath Keepers,
Doing His Saddam Hussein Impression

For 13% of Americans, it had been a long wait,
but worth it.

Pro-Trump Influencer Brandon Straka Sentenced to 
Three Years of Probation for Smirking While
 Participating in the Capitol Hill Insurrection

Warm Scuzzies #1,123
Henry 'Michael' Williams

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #954
Jeremy Glenn

Remember when we had Authorities?
Now we have Influencers.

It looks like it's going to be another sad day for
Sebastian Gorka.

Boris Johnson Ambushed with a Cake at 
Unpremeditated Birthday Party

In case you're interested, the minimum bid is $250,000.

Gramps Rock Releases Anti-Biden, Anti-Fauci Song 
with a 'Let's Go, Brandon' Chorus

His owner is a Swing Voter in a
Swing State.

What's for lunch on Hump Day?  
Clam Chowder-on-a-Stick!

There's madness in those eyes and it's not a fine madness.

If RFK Jr. apologizes for being an idiot, 
he's still an idiot, isn't he?

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Adam Schiff and Devin Nunes remind us it's
National Opposite Day 2022.

Anyone so old they still use 'son of a bitch'
as a pejorative should be declared a
national monument.

Peeping Putin

Steve Bannon Goes Full Harkonnen

Warm Scuzzies #1,122
Adam Fox

Buy a Rudy Giuliani autographed 9/11 commemorative
t-shirt for $911.00 to help him lawyer up.

Attack of the Right-Wing Thought Police

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!" he exclaimed petulantly.

Monday, January 24, 2022

The Teleological Argument for the 
Existence of Republicans

If you haven't appeared on Steve Bannon's Bar Room,
you ain't jack shit.

Dancing with the Coronavirus

Squeeze Panic Pete and he exclaims,
"Critical Race Theory gonna get yo mama!"

When Newt Gingrich said people serving on the J6 Committee 
are going to go to jail if Republicans take over Congress,
even his pet newt thought he had gone too far.

Was he an opponent of vaccine mandates, 
or was he a proponent of Faucism?  Not
even he knew for sure.