Saturday, June 28, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #579
Timothy Ray Murray
Luis Suarez Takes Time Out for an Afternoon Snack
Chicken says it will cross the road if it can ever find it.
American Schutzstaffel #40
Are chemtrails 'exotic weapons systems', 'extraterrestrial 
weapons', 'chemical, biological, and environmental 
weapons', or 'climate and tectonic weapons'?  In short,
 are we 'being sprayed like bugs'?  The people of 
Arizona want to know.
Warm Scuzzies #477
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

Friday, June 27, 2014

Rude Rhymes #75

Field Latrine

William Gheen
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #150
Underground Assault Rifle
Louie Gohmert, Suicide Photobomber
Why isn't the opposite of the 'Right Side of History' 
the 'Left Side of History'?
Louie Gohmert, Stealth Photobomber

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #578
Ira Tabankin
Ann Coulter Transfixed by Fútbol, Sign of
the Nation's Moral Decay
The Libertarian Party---Now with 50% More
Faux Marble Greek Columns
Disaffected Tea Party Eyes Turd Party Option
"Good morning, Mr. Phelps.  The average hummingbird is
believed to have 940 feathers, which is more feathers per 
square inch than any other known kind of bird.  Your job, 
should you choose to accept it, is to count the feathers
 on the bird you see here to see if this belief is true."
Sarah Palin Does the Mother Pucker

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Christine O'Donnell Reacts to Chris McDaniel's
Franz Mesmer as a Child
Joseph Farah, Founder of Wing Nut Daily, Stopped in
Dulles International Airport with Loaded Gun, Unloaded
Has Chris McDaniel been snuffed,
or will he, like Jason Voorhees,
be back to cause more mayhem?

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Fearguth's Rules of Order #60
If you think Royal Canin® Pug 25™ Food is too 
expensive, you probably can't afford to own a
World's Worst Yobs #306
Quin Hillyer
Surprise New York Times Bestseller:  From Half-a-Million
 Dollar Bankruptcy to $450,000-a-Year Salary Aboard the 
Grifter Express:  The Jenny Beth Martin Story
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #577
Wayne Allyn Root
Warm Scuzzies #476
John Schindler

Monday, June 23, 2014

Oliver Warbucks

Dick Warbucks
A single empty carafe of Simply Orange was still keeping  
six empty bottles of Andre at bay on Monday morning.
Twenty-Two German Firefighters Rescue
American Exchange Student with Balls
 Intact from 32-Ton Vagina Dentata
Donald Trump says a dowsing rod made of wood will be more
reliable in picking the 2016 Republican nominee for president
than one made of copper.
Drone Strike Incinerates American Reading Once-Secret 
Memo Authorizing Drone Strikes on Americans
What John Kerry Looks Like When His Support for Iraq
Is 'Intense' and 'Sustained'
Great Misadventures in Science #9
The 105 MM California Date Palm Howitzer
Oxymorons for Our Time #165
TV Doctor
You had been on the verge of falling for the Theory of
Intelligent Design, but, luckily, you remembered that Ed
Klein exists.
Greedheads Galore #37
Adolf Hitler
Warm Scuzzies #475
Ignite Church 
[Joplin, Missouri]
Even though the house Hillary Clinton lives in is worth an 
estimated $5.4 million, it is located in a neighborhood
where the most expensive house is worth an estimated
$64.5 million.  This fact should be kept in mind when
Hillary says she and her husband are "unlike a lot
of people who are truly well off."

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Pope Francis Excommunicates Mafiosi, Including Head
of Lou Costello Crime Family
Biden Gang Shows Up for Open Carry Meet-and-Greet
Dr. Evil Tells Mini-Me How Much He Loves Him
Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly Ready for Hostile Takeover of

Bobby Jindal's Face
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #576
Michelle MacDonald
"Stay back, Barack!  This is MY teleprompter!"