Saturday, March 26, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,154
Joshua James

The QAnon rot runs deep in the Republican Party.

Ginni had rubbed off on Clarence, no doubt about it.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #978
Steve Pieczenik

"What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz?" 
"I don't know."
"A Russian-made ass-buzzer."

Friday, March 25, 2022

Just Another Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Stamp Out Loud Noises

Putin Says the West Is Trying to ‘Cancel’ Him

Luckily, Madison Cawthorn was wearing cammies, so
people couldn't tell who the bipartisan infrastructure
hypocrite was.

Clarence Thomas Sez:  “The fiery trial through which Ginni
 and I passed had the effect of melding us into one being."

Venezuelan Voting Machines, Italian Satellites, Chinese 
Thermostats, German Servers, and Anita Hill

In the race to blow the world up, Kim Jong-un and
Team North Korea up the ante with Russia and 
the United States.

Rachel Campos-Duffy Sez:  “YouTube is not about 
free speech. YouTube is a Chinese-style capitalist company 
that doesn’t believe in free speech, doesn’t believe in free 
enterprise because they’re monopolists largely, and also, 
they hate conservatives.”

Lest we forget, it was George Herbert Walker Bush
who put Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court.

Mitch's mind was so open, his brain fell out.

Here's a conspiracy theory you should like:  
in order to boost book sales, publishers pay
Ted Cruz to oppose books in the Senate.

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Onan the Barbarian

Ted Cruz Reviews Another Children's Book

There's the Bull Frog, and then there's Ted
Cruz, the Bullshit Frog.

You have to admit Republicans tell the best fart jokes.

Gaslighting is understandable, but asslighting?

Ben Sasse Sez:  “I think we should recognize that the
 jackassery we often see around here is partly because of 
people mugging for short-term camera opportunities.”

Man Hid His True Identity for 40 Years

A Study in Soteriology

Putin Ponders His Next Move

Is Putin making Stalin jealous?

Russia had to destroy Mariupol in order to save it.

Ask your local theologian to explain the 
difference between a 'gang' and a
'gang-like group'.

The Way Things Were

The Unflappable Ketanji Brown Jackson

Manhattan District Attorney Hears 
Trump's Footsteps

Even Trump believes Josh Mandel punches
below his weight.

Mo Brooks Sez:  "Anybody with a brain the size of a pea 
or larger in the state of Alabama knows that Mo Brooks
 may be a lot of things, but woke or liberal ain’t them."

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

How many heads does a man need?

“Zombies out there, leaking in here."

Schmo Brooks

America's White Nationalist Party Speaks

Warm Scuzzies #1,153
Brian Houston

Top Putin Aide Won’t Rule Out Nuclear Weapons

Paul Manafort Pulled Off Plane

The Clown Code clearly states, "I will neither drink
 alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or 
clown costume." Has Lindsey Graham forgotten

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Tailor

Russia Stalls in Ukraine

Invasion of the Trailer Park Scientologists

Warm Scuzzies #1,152
Evan Neumann

Couy Griffin Sez:  “Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, 
and Louie Gohmert think they’re too good to come down
 here to the federal courthouse."

When Marsha Blackburn asked Ketanji Brown Jackson, 
'Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate Critical 
Race Theory into our legal system?' the duck did his 
George Washington impression.

Lindsey Graham Reacts to a Disquisition on the 14 Types
 of Baby Poop

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #977
Alina Habba

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Area Man Says He Wears 'Hanson Nirvana' Shirt
to Troll His Buddhist Friends