Saturday, June 22, 2019

"I can see, J. Fred Trumpnik, that you're ready for me 
to start my recitation of the Mueller Report."
It sucks being second.
What Is Jack-in-the-Box Threatening Today?
If he would like about never meeting E. Jean Carroll, 
why wouldn't Trump lie about sexually assaulting her?
No, this not the Natural Entrance to Carlsbad Caverns.
It is the mouth of Donald Trump, Jr.'s main squeeze,
Kimberly Guilfoyle.
National Security Advisor John
Bolton's Advisor
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #154
Kim Crockett
Wingnutty Buddies
Trump's Big Boy™

Friday, June 21, 2019

Trump Administration Names Mr. Filth as 
Superintendent of Children's
Concentration Camps
Attendees say the medal started trickling down by
the time the ceremony ended.
The Planet of the Apes [Alternate Ending]
One Small Step for a Man,
One Giant Leap into the Abyss
Just as in the Mafia, the supreme law of the Trump 
Administration is Omerta, the code of silence.
Lookie here!  The U-2 spy plane had a
grandson.
Mr. Peevish Hungers for Darkness
Adventures in Aestheticism #196
“People would argue that the whole world, and I would, 
the whole world has been reshaped by people taking other 
people's land. It's called conquest, and I can never get
 enough of it.”
Aren't online ads for online ad blockers and ad removers
 wonderful? They take our capitalist system to a whole new
 level of unpremeditated parody and  self-satire.

Thursday, June 20, 2019

Falsa Serenata
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #200
Jerry, Falwell, Jr., Donald Trump, and Becki Tilley

Baby Boomers inflicted Trump on us as revenge 
for their getting old.
Soccer can be a bruising sport.
The world belongs to The Onion We only live in it.
Trump Dumps on Earth Below
"Whoa!" said Jesus. "Still more sins to wash away. 
Under you go again!"
World's Worst Yobs #411
Craig Ladwig
Trump at -6 Degrees Celsius
While calling for the lynching of Barack Obama,
Infowars host Owen Shroyer's mouth got stuck
in the open position.
Warm Scuzzies #878
Brian Boquist
Hey, let's all follow Trump's example and 
call each other names, shall we?
The Fateful Day Wilbur Tested the 
Flying Pig Hypothesis

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

World's Worst Jobs #149
Facebook Moderator
"We understand that if you fail to become the next
Governor of Arkansas you will give serious
consideration to auditioning for Danny Trejo's 
role in a remake of Once Upon a Time in Mexico."
The Punisher is a fictional character who serves as
Secretary of State in the Trump Administration.
'Demonic Networks' Said to Now Include Fox News
If you like your bigotry raw and out in the open, 
you would love Alabama.
Instead of the presidency, maybe Joe Biden should
be elected to the DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers.
Trump Launches 2020 Re-Election Campaign
Now that Trump has started calling Fox News 'Fake News',
one wonders how long it will be before he ditches Fox for 
younger network, like, say, One America News.  At the same
time, Melania should be watching her back, because it looks
like Sarah is making her move.
If Vladimir Putin starts to tell you this joke, tell him you've
already heard it.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

What's really scary is when that 17th-century belief
 system begins to erupt from Jim Jordan's chest.
Iran Surrenders After Tom Cotton Dropped on Tehran
Those Aryan Eyes, That Aryan Hair
It's not surprising that Sebastian Gorka's wife looks like
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.  It's also not surprising that she
has been named press secretary for the Customs and
Border Protection Agency.  Let the mass deportations
begin!
Tomi Lahren, the World's Blondest Joke, Reacts to
the Popularity of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
CEO Stephen Bradley Mell will be grounded in prison
for the next seven years.
On the Same Day Trump Launched His Re-Election
Campaign in Orlando
Unbeknownst to him, Boeing had also installed an
automatic self-destruct mechanism in Patrick Shanahan.
Welcome to Trumpcentration Camp, Boys and Girls, 
Where We Focus All Day Long on Our Dear Leader