Saturday, May 30, 2015

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #70
John DeLaney
Obama Signs Texas Takeover Declaration
"All Cretins are liars," the Cretin said.
American Schutzstaffel #53
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #62
Jon Ritzheimer
Draw Pamela Geller #20
The Bitch

Friday, May 29, 2015

As we've learned from Dennis Hastert, when
you agree to pay a blackmailer $3.5 million
in hush money, silence is indeed GOLDEN.
Mississippians in 1963 Exercising Their 'Religious Freedom' 
to Maintain God-Ordained Segregated Lunch Counters
Flag Desecration #87
What Happens When You Tailgate a Sparkle Pony
Not to Be Confused with Officer Friendly
Draw Pamela Geller #19
The Feminutzi
"Reach for the sky, podnuh!"

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Dennis Hastert, Former GOP Party Barge, Indicted for 
Lying to FBI About $1.7 Million in Cash Paid to Blackmailer
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #628
Steven Smith
Adventures in Lexicology #13
Duggary (dʌɡəri), n. The theory and practice of 
Pediatric Sexology. [As a teen, Josh's favorite
pastime was duggary.]
George Pataki is so nondescript that if his identity 
were stolen, no one would notice.
George Pataki, Tim Pawlenty's Stunt Double, 
Dives into GOP Presidential Pool
Draw Pamela Geller #18
The Witch
Whiteworld #27
Jerome Finnigan and Tim McDermott,
Big Game Hunters in Post-Racial

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Cheney's Hands
Ted Cruz Now Demanding Federal Money to Help 
Facilitate Obama's Takeover of Texas
Warm Scuzzies #564
Chuck Stites
"No, it's not a birth defect.  I just have very short arms."
Why is it when ISIS beheads somebody, we're horrified, 
but when Saudi Arabia does it, we yawn?
Revolutionary Duggar Insemination Method Revealed!
Sepp Blatter Reacts to News That 14 of His FIFA 
Colleagues Have Been Arrested on Corruption Charges
Ann Coulter Urges America to Purchase the Great Wall 
of China and Move It to the U.S.-Mexico Border
Following the recommendation of 
Robert D. Kaplan, the United States
brought imperialism back to the 
Middle East

in style.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #112
Snow White Vs. The Browning of America

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

“Look, if Mitt Romney had to be Adolf Hitler in 1994 
but managed to take out Ted Kennedy, I would salute
 him to end that menace.”
There are three kinds of zombies:  frightening, 
nonfrightening, and Charles Murray.
Greedheads Galore #41
David Zaslav
Whiteworld #26
Ann Coulter is so white, even her shit is blanco.
Yet further proof birds descended from dinosaurs.
Pastor Boyd Watson Holder, Jr. Gets Caught by Police
 Having Gay Sex in Church Van and Is Arrested for
Embezzling $70,000-$100,000 from His Church, Which
 He Had Spent on Dating Sites, Like Farmers Only
Warm Scuzzies #563
Tracy Carter
Tribeca Resident and His Two Attack Poodles Feeling
Safe in the Panic Room
Oxymorons for Our Time #175
Libertarian Comic
"Is it true, Congressman Cochran, that Kay Webber
married you because at 77 you're still Studley Do-Right,
or is that just more silly gossip?"
Draw Pamela Geller #17
The Nag

Monday, May 25, 2015

The Lord's Prayer (as Amended)  
"Give us this day our daily bread 
and plenty of ammo."
Truth in Advertising #8
Trans Fat 0g
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #111
Jonathan Stickland, Street Fighter: 
The Man with the Rubber Fists
"Hold on just a minute!  If you want me to hear you,
address me as 'Your Royal Bluntness'."
"Bill, we're so happy you decided to carry your baby
to term."
The Gay Caballero (1940)

The Gay Caballeros (2015)