Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #70

John DeLaney

Obama Signs Texas Takeover Declaration

"All Cretins are liars," the Cretin said.

American Schutzstaffel #53

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #62

Jon Ritzheimer

Draw Pamela Geller #20

The Bitch

As we've learned from Dennis Hastert, when

you agree to pay a blackmailer $3.5 million

in hush money, silence is indeed GOLDEN.

Mississippians in 1963 Exercising Their 'Religious Freedom' 

to Maintain God-Ordained Segregated Lunch Counters

Flag Desecration #87

Orgasmacat

What Happens When You Tailgate a Sparkle Pony

Not to Be Confused with Officer Friendly

Draw Pamela Geller #19

The Feminutzi

"Reach for the sky, podnuh!"

Dennis Hastert, Former GOP Party Barge, Indicted for 

Lying to FBI About $1.7 Million in Cash Paid to Blackmailer

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #628

Steven Smith

Adventures in Lexicology #13

Duggary (dʌɡəri), n. The theory and practice of 

Pediatric Sexology. [As a teen, Josh's favorite

pastime was duggary.]

George Pataki is so nondescript that if his identity 

were stolen, no one would notice.

George Pataki, Tim Pawlenty's Stunt Double, 

Dives into GOP Presidential Pool

Draw Pamela Geller #18

The Witch

Whiteworld #27

Jerome Finnigan and Tim McDermott,

Big Game Hunters in Post-Racial

America

Cheney's Hands

Ted Cruz Now Demanding Federal Money to Help 

Facilitate Obama's Takeover of Texas

Warm Scuzzies #564

Chuck Stites

"No, it's not a birth defect.  I just have very short arms."

Why is it when ISIS beheads somebody, we're horrified, 

but when Saudi Arabia does it, we yawn?

Revolutionary Duggar Insemination Method Revealed!

Sepp Blatter Reacts to News That 14 of His FIFA 

Colleagues Have Been Arrested on Corruption Charges

Ann Coulter Urges America to Purchase the Great Wall 

of China and Move It to the U.S.-Mexico Border

Following the recommendation of 

Robert D. Kaplan, the United States

brought imperialism back to the 

Middle East

in style.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #112

Snow White Vs. The Browning of America

“Look, if Mitt Romney had to be Adolf Hitler in 1994 

but managed to take out Ted Kennedy, I would salute

 him to end that menace.”

There are three kinds of zombies:  frightening, 

nonfrightening, and Charles Murray.

Greedheads Galore #41

David Zaslav

Whiteworld #26

Ann Coulter is so white, even her shit is blanco.

Yet further proof birds descended from dinosaurs.

Pastor Boyd Watson Holder, Jr. Gets Caught by Police

 Having Gay Sex in Church Van and Is Arrested for

Embezzling $70,000-$100,000 from His Church, Which

 He Had Spent on Dating Sites, Like Farmers Only

Warm Scuzzies #563

Tracy Carter

Tribeca Resident and His Two Attack Poodles Feeling

Safe in the Panic Room

Oxymorons for Our Time #175

Libertarian Comic

"Is it true, Congressman Cochran, that Kay Webber

married you because at 77 you're still Studley Do-Right,

or is that just more silly gossip?"

Draw Pamela Geller #17

The Nag

The Lord's Prayer (as Amended)  

"Give us this day our daily bread 

and plenty of ammo."

Truth in Advertising #8

Trans Fat 0g

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #111

Jonathan Stickland, Street Fighter: 

The Man with the Rubber Fists

"Hold on just a minute!  If you want me to hear you,

address me as 'Your Royal Bluntness'."

"Bill, we're so happy you decided to carry your baby

to term."

The Gay Caballero (1940)

The Gay Caballeros (2015)