Saturday, April 09, 2016

Kirstie Alley has endorsed Donald Trump in her own
unique way.
Political Operative for the Koch Brothers Had Learned
Tony Montana's Lesson #2: 'Don't Get High on
Your Own Supply'
"Don't look now, dear, but the peacocks have come 
home to roost."
A Peek Inside the Koch Brothers' Closet
Dogsbody and Weirdbeard Taking It Easy
If you think you might be in the same room with
Rick Scott, here's what to wear.

Friday, April 08, 2016

Keystone Pipeline Leaks 16,800 Gallons of Truth 
into South Dakota
Corey Lewandowski had begun to suspect his co-workers 
were calling him 'Heydrich' behind his back.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #172
"Seven out of ten Americans don't like me.  Waaahh!"

Thursday, April 07, 2016

Outbreak of Croc Cannibalism Has US Officials Concerned
Trump's Palm Pre-Read for the 
Poorly-Educated Palmist
"Have you seen my new logo?"
Meanwhile, in Tennessee, the Bible, the State Book, took its
 place alongside the State Amphibian, the Tennessee Cave 
Made-in-China Ivanka Trump-Brand 'Tiny Hands' 
Being Recalled as Too Inflammable and a 'Burn Risk' 
to Consumers 

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

An asshole walks into a Starbucks and a woman insults 
him by calling him 'Rick Scott'. 
Hillary Clinton Sez: “I’m not sure Bernie is a Democrat. 
He’s running as one, but I think he may be a gnome."
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (seen here stepping off
the Toonerville Trolley) says "good people don't smoke
marijuana."  As an incipient septuagenarian from 
Alabama, Jeff is more or less obligated to say that, 
isn't he?

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Which one ISN'T Roger Stone?
Tennessee Lawmakers Vote to Make 
The Bible for Dummies the Official State Book
If it's true Cruz has '5 Secret Mistresses', 'Tailgunner Ted'
takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
Panama Red, Iceland’s Prime Minister, Resigns
Smugford and Son
World's Worst Yoobs #166
Gina Loudon
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #656
Peg Littleton
Alfrid Lickspittle Included in Fortune Magazine's List 
of 'The World’s 19 Most Disappointing Leaders'

Monday, April 04, 2016

Let's Roll!
Truck Fump!
Bernie Has Invited You to Play Angry Birds

Sunday, April 03, 2016

New Trend: Seniors Are Packing .50-Caliber Rifles
"What I Bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"
In middle age, The Lawnmower Man moved to Wisconsin
and became a Trumpnik.
"Rebekah's breasts---ah, I can feel them now!"
"When I say 'women', you say 'suck'!"