Saturday, June 16, 2018

Corey 'Barrel of Laughs' Stewart has been endorsed
by racists, NeoConfederates, NeoNazis, White
Nationalists, White Supremacists, and---wait for it---
Donald Trump. Just as Lebowski's rug tied the
room together, Corey Stewart ties the Virginia
 GOP together.
Warm Scuzzies #813
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---
Ay, There's the Rub
MAGAts are the larval stage of the ontogeny of Trumpflies.
Carl Jung defined twelve psychological archetypes.
  So far, so good. But he left out #13: the Trumpnik.
If your plumber said, “I don't know enough about 
what Pruitt has or has not done to give you a good 
comment,” you could believe he doesn't have time to
 keep up with current affairs.  But when Paul Ryan
 says it, you know he's either lying or his head 
isn't screwed on right.
Beware the Frumious Bandersnatch!

Friday, June 15, 2018

Parents, be sure to tell your children that the man who lives
in the White House says it doesn't matter if you lie.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #135
Dan Furseth
Secret Service Approves New White House 
'Don't Poke the Bear' Sign
Trump has perfected the technique of lying and then
contradicting himself in a single breath.  And, by
the way, Manafort worked for the Trump campaign
in 2016 for 144 days, which is, compared to the
age of the Earth, a 'very short period of time'.
That moment when Jeff Sessions realized Romans 13, which
 he used to justify separating children from their parents, was
 the Unlucky Chapter, the chapter which has been used by 
Christians in the past to justify the British attempt to 
quash the American Revolution, the Fugitive Slave Act, 
South African apartheid, and Hitler's rule in Germany.
Photographer Makes Trump Look
'Nice and Handsome and Thin'
"Hey, Kim Jong-un is the head of a country, 
and he's the strong head -- he speaks and his
 people sit up at attention. I want my people
 to do the same."
Trump's Little Monster
When you hear Jeff Sessions quoting the Bible to justify
separating children from their parents, you know that
the Days of Dominionist Theocracy have begun.
The Face of American Justice

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can say that it is very 
biblical to enforce the law.”
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #117
Frank Bruni
Our Commander-in-Chief Salutes an Enemy General
Ninety-three percent (93%) of Republican Zombies in 
North Dakota voted for Will Gardner for Secretary of State, 
despite his announcement that he was dropping out of the 
race after it was revealed that he had once been arrested for 
being a Peeping Tom.
Kim Jong-un Presents Donald Trump with a Very Special
Denuclearization Cake on His 72nd Birthday
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Burial Ground 
of Giant Photoshoppers
New MS-13 Recruitment Center Now Open for Business
Whiteworld #61
Meghan McCain Challenges Tomi Lahren to 15 Round,
No Holds Barred White-Off
"Coastal erosion is happening faster in Louisiana than 
anywhere in the U.S., due to a mix of rising seas and 
sinking land caused in part by oil and gas extraction." 
Drill, baby, drill!
To All Illegal Immigrants: Welcome to Trump's America
Mike Pence Entertains the Southern Baptist Convention 
with Sneak Preview of 'The Silence of the Clamps'
Adventures in Aestheticism #46
Adventures in Aestheticism #45
New IHOb Logo Saddened by Social Media Mockery
Joe Scarborough says “Mitch McConnell is
 an ignorant fool who knows absolutely
 nothing about conservatism.” Joe forgot to 
mention that McConnell is also chinless.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Dennis Hof, Proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny
Ranch and the Trump of Pahrump, Corrals
the Pussy-Grabber Vote
Major General Corey Stewart (CSA)
Wins Virginia Republican Primary,
Will Face Tim Kaine (D-VA) in
Kim Jong-un Agrees to Swap His Nukes for a
Condo on the Beach
Warm Scuzzies #812
John Schneider
Oxymorons for Our Time #195
War Games
In the race to see who reaches Peak Family Values first,
 Rudy Giuliani's only serious competition is Rush Limbaugh
 and Donald Trump.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #44
Trudeau wanted to see if Trump would fall for the old 
Joy Buzzer Prank one more time.
When he flashes the 'Triangle of Satan' hand gesture,
you know Trump is about to blow his top.
Peter Navarro apologizes for saying "there's a special
place in Hell" for Justin Trudeau.  "I meant to say," he
adds, 'there's an ordinary, everyday place in Hell for
Justin Trudeau'."
“I may be wrong to trust Kim Jong-un. I don’t know that 
I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse.”
Trump says Kim Jong-un is trustworthy, 
has a great personality, is very smart, is very
 talented, loves his country, and has the ability 
to get things done.  Hmmm, maybe the U. S. 
should trade its Supreme Leader for North
 Korea's Supreme Leader.
And it only cost $19,999,999.99!
Trump acknowledged that the timetable for denuclearization
 is long, but said, “Once you start the process it means it’s
 pretty much over.” Yeah, just like the Middle East Peace
 Process, which began in 1967, over 50 years ago.
Ambassador Mary Jane Cryptocurrency Makes 
Impassioned Plea for Iced Tea, Weeps for Peace
Asked if he has notes from his meeting with Kim Jong-un, 
Trump replied, "I don't need to verify as I have one of the 
great memories of all time." If this is the case, being inter-
viewed by Robert Mueller should be a piece of cake.
"Trump and his supporters aren’t just raising their
 middle finger to American 'elites'; they’re doing it to
 pretty much the entire globe." --- Nancy LeTourneau
Meet and Greet Between Rocket Man and the Dotard