Saturday, March 29, 2014

Like Paul Ryan, he didn't have a racist bone in his body.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #557
Cindy Jacobs
Tired of drifting along and tumbling down, the 
tumbleweeds had finally come home.
Chief Justice John Roberts Goes Online to
Incorporate Supreme Court, Says Step
Necessary to Protect Court's 'Religious

Friday, March 28, 2014

Oxymorons for Our Time #162
One-Paragraph Essay
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #556
Jennifer Stefano
“I use the word Abbott a lot because I hang around with a 
lot of Abbotts, and they use the word Abbott, and I tend to 
use words that communicate."

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Flag Desecration #75
Sign of the Times #51
Idaho Ups the Ante
Warm Scuzzies #455
Michael Stavris

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Flag Desecration #74
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #34
Lou Ann Zelenik
Pentagon Says Benghazi Probes Cost Millions
Mary Pilcher-Cook, Kansas State Uterus 
Monitor and Funnel Cake Queen
Relax, men!  When she talks about
'castrating hogs', Joni Ernst (R-IA) is
only speaking metaphorically and is
not referring to male chauvinist pigs.
Following the example of Chris Martin and Gwyneth
Paltrow, the Iraqi soldiers were 'consciously uncoupling'
the tractor-trailer.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Lieutenant-Governor Glenn McConnell Chosen to 
Re-Enact the War of Northern Aggression Over 
the Next Four Years as President of the College of
"A trained ape can get a status of forces agreement!
 It does not take a genius.  Just look at what I did when
I was Secretary of Defense in the Bush Administration."
Warm Scuzzies #454
Autumn Glick

Monday, March 24, 2014

If he has to defend himself by claiming 
'humorless liberals' are 'too thick to get the
 joke', you know two things for sure:  first, 
what Joe Scarborough did or said wasn't 
joke, and, two, what Joe Scarborough did or 
said wasn't funny.
When it comes to 'Open Carry' laws, Syria is years ahead
of the United States.
Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan Derails
Twitterville Trolley

Sunday, March 23, 2014

With a name like Gutfeld, he has to be not cool.
"El Ojo En La Mano says 'the Koch Brothers are 
two of the most patriotic Americans in the history
of the Earth'."
Fox News Reports France and Australia Have Spotted
Floating Benghazi Debris