Like Paul Ryan, he didn't have a racist bone in his body.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #557

Cindy Jacobs

Tired of drifting along and tumbling down, the 

tumbleweeds had finally come home.

Chief Justice John Roberts Goes Online to

Incorporate Supreme Court, Says Step

Necessary to Protect Court's 'Religious

Liberty'

Oxymorons for Our Time #162

One-Paragraph Essay

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #556

Jennifer Stefano

“I use the word Abbott a lot because I hang around with a 

lot of Abbotts, and they use the word Abbott, and I tend to 

use words that communicate."

Flag Desecration #75

Sign of the Times #51

Idaho Ups the Ante

Warm Scuzzies #455

Michael Stavris

Flag Desecration #74

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #34

Lou Ann Zelenik

Pentagon Says Benghazi Probes Cost Millions

Mary Pilcher-Cook, Kansas State Uterus 

Monitor and Funnel Cake Queen

Relax, men!  When she talks about

'castrating hogs', Joni Ernst (R-IA) is

only speaking metaphorically and is

not referring to male chauvinist pigs.

Following the example of Chris Martin and Gwyneth

Paltrow, the Iraqi soldiers were 'consciously uncoupling'

the tractor-trailer.

Lieutenant-Governor Glenn McConnell Chosen to 

Re-Enact the War of Northern Aggression Over 

the Next Four Years as President of the College of

Charleston

"A trained ape can get a status of forces agreement!

 It does not take a genius.  Just look at what I did when

I was Secretary of Defense in the Bush Administration."

Warm Scuzzies #454

Autumn Glick

If he has to defend himself by claiming 

'humorless liberals' are 'too thick to get the

 joke', you know two things for sure:  first, 

what Joe Scarborough did or said wasn't a 

joke, and, two, what Joe Scarborough did or 

said wasn't funny.

When it comes to 'Open Carry' laws, Syria is years ahead

of the United States.

Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan Derails

Twitterville Trolley

With a name like Gutfeld, he has to be not cool.

"El Ojo En La Mano says 'the Koch Brothers are 

two of the most patriotic Americans in the history

of the Earth'."

Fox News Reports France and Australia Have Spotted

Floating Benghazi Debris