Saturday, May 05, 2018

Trump Tower of Lies Is Crumbling
To be more credible, this WaPo headline should read,
 'As a willing warrior for Trump, Sarah Sanders
 struggles to attain credibility'.
When he began to transmogrify before their very eyes,
people were more inclined to believe that Alex Jones was,
 as he claimed, the target of an interplanetary conspiracy.
Warm Scuzzies #802
Michael O'Donnell
Drinking Joe Crow, especially on Caturday, came naturally
 to the Cat in the Hat.

Friday, May 04, 2018

They Call It 'Immoral Clarity'
Mike Pence’s Doctor Abruptly Resigns, Says 
It Would Be Sacrilegious to Touch Such a 
Holier-Than-Thou Person
Handmaid's Protesters Beginning to Get on
Bre Payton's Nerves
World's Worst Yoobs #200
Bre Payton
Missouri Lawmakers Set Special Session to Consider Ways 
to Remove Embedded Tick
Whaddya mean, 'will stop'?  Americans 'have stopped'.
Eric Bolling to Join Mark Levin and Michelle Malkin 
in Conservative Review TV Exile; "I Enjoy the Sound
of Myself Preaching to the Choir," He Says
The Unexpurgated Bible #159
"And when Giuliani had cried with a loud voice, 
he said, 'Trump, into thy hands I commend my spirit': 
and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

Thursday, May 03, 2018

As the Whited Sepulchre prayed, 
the Grape of Wrath fermented.
The Trump Administration is like The Godfather,
except it's the Three Stooges version.
'Trump Place' Sign Finds New Home
It's what George W. Plunkitt would have called
 'Honest Grift'.
"Daniels-Schmaniels! To paraphrase Ron Ziegler, my
 predecessor: 'This is my operative statement about that 
woman. All of the other statements I've made about her 
are now inoperative."
"Hello, this is the White House."
"I would like to speak to Mr. Trump or Mr. Giuliani."
"I'm sorry, but they're in a meeting right now."
Adventures in Aestheticism #20
Rudy Giuliani Sez: "I guess Jared Kushner is a
fine man, you know that. But men are, you know,
 disposable, but a fine woman like Ivanka? 
Come on.”
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #175
Night of the Living Ghouliani
Carrey On, Jim!
Slavery wasn't a choice, but Kanye West playing the
Trumpnik fool is.
If Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to stop her lies, 
how much do you suppose it would cost to stop Trump's
"I'm here to announce that big data and psychographics
have lost their power.  Therefore, Cambridge Analytica
is no more."
Great Comedy Is Timeless
Report: Cheese Held in North Korea
 Has Been Moved

Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Joe Arpaio, Mike Pence's 'Champion of the Law'
Chicken Snake
Doctor Harold Bornstein Says Trump Dictated His Own 
Medical Report
Whiteworld #57
Emmett Flood is believed to be the whitest lawyer
Trump has hired so far.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land 
the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, 
and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, 
and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville, 
mighty Ty Cobb has struck out.
Warm Scuzzies #801
Brian Kemp
Six Rocks Is Three Rocks Too Many
"Why so much redacting?" Trump asked censoriously.
British Royal Mint Releases Official Trumpless 
Commemorative Coin
Trump's bowling technique is a combination of the 
cranker, stroker, and spinner styles. It's called the
 Happy Hooker.
Adventures in Aestheticism #19

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #18
Warm Scuzzies #800
Pasquale 'Nino' Perrotta
I Believe in the Golden Rule. 
The Man with the Gold ... Rules.
What Happens in the White House
Stays in the White House
"As Matt Schlapp has pointed out, it says right
here, written by the finger of God, 'Thou
shalt not mock, especially Trumpniks'."
Do you know SHS stands for 'Sarah Huckabee Sanders', 
DJT stands for 'Donald John Trump', and IT stands for 
'Ivanka Trump'?  Matt Schlapp does.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #195
Matt Schlapp and Raúl Labrador
As Jacob Wohl demonstrates, when smoking a turd, 
gloves are recommended.
Famous Bear Never Knew 'Smokey Eye' Was an Insult
Uncle Sam and the Tar Baby
Tennessee Legislature Votes to Erect Jerry Sexton
Backpfeifengesicht Memorial on Capitol Grounds