Saturday, April 09, 2022

Ted Cruz Hypnotizing a Kumquat

If the jackboot fits, Tom, wear it.

There's general consensus that Lindsey Graham and Rand
Paul do the best Howler Monkey impression on
Capitol Hill.

Not Just Morally Bankrupt

We Have Operational Control

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #158
David Dietrich

David Brooks says, "I’ve lost confidence in our ability to predict
 where history is headed."  History isn't headed anywhere.
History is the body of knowledge produced by historians.

Not Exactly 'All Ears' (But Close)

Kid Rock is only 51, but it's an old 51.

Burger King Whopper 35 Percent Smaller Than in Ads, 
Lawsuit Says

Oh goody,  it's Caturday, time for 
Tom and Jerry!

Warm Scuzzies #1,157
Arian Taherzadeh

Ugly Cassandra

Friday, April 08, 2022

Digby Sez:  "Underneath it all Mitch McConnell and 
Donald Trump are the same: ruthless, self-serving, 
power-hungry brutes."

Why Mankind Invented the Idea of Hell

Fox Plays Both Sides Against the Middle Weekdays,
Then Reverses Polarity on Weekends

"It has come to my attention that you two have been
engaging in gratuitous witness-badgering."

Don't ask Ted Cruz about Ketanji Brown Jackson's 

Macon Bacon Lets Her Rip

"Fido Friday dead ahead, Captain!"

"Does this suit make me look round?" DeSantis asked.

It's National 'Don't Say DeSantis' Week!

Thursday, April 07, 2022

Next on Tucker Carlson Tonight:  'Saddam Hussein's WMDs 
and Coronavirus from Leaky Wuhan Lab Now Hidden Under 
Ukrainian Biolabs'

Caution:  Heavy Trafficking

A Strategy for Not Getting Fooled by Groomers 
in a Post-Christian Nation

Finally admitting he lost the 2020 election was tough for
Trump, but breaking up with Putin will be tougher.

Master Race

Some say it's discriminatory to only present the
Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish Award to
people who have passed on.

"How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm
After they've seen MAGAville?"

See the Live Trump!  Fun for the Whole Family!

Greedheads Galore #53
Vincent Bolloré

Spruce up your Beer Goggles.  It's National Beer Day!

Proud Boys, QAnon and the GOP Merge to Form the 
Albino Lobster Party

Allen and Francine Fosdick Rocking the Q with Friends

Say 'Critical Race Theory' or 'White Privilege' within earshot 
of Christopher Rufo and his 'Public Persuasion Campaign'
organ becomes tumescent.

Wednesday, April 06, 2022

Rick Scott Sez:  “My experience with Disney has 
been positive'”

900 Wayward Buses.  What a Concept!

Ketanji Brown Jackson would probably not have 
defended Nazis at Nuremberg,  because they were 
too much like Tom Cotton.

"Politically motivated?  No, I'm culinarily motivated?"

"Now if 6 turned out to be 9,
I don't mind, I don't mind."

Remember when grooming was a good thing?

One Side Bad, Two Sides Good

Vladimir Putin Salvages Rand Paul and Tucker
Carlson Heads from Black Sea

63 Republicans Vote Against Resolution Expressing
 Support for NATO

One might overlook Tom Cotton's stupidity were it not 
for his malice.

Sarah Palin Realizes How Graduating Cum Laude from 
Harvard Law School Makes Ketanji Brown Jackson 
'Ill-Prepared' to Be a Supreme Court Justice

Wednesday's Child

Ben Shapiro Boycotts 'Gay Cookies'

Tuesday, April 05, 2022

Normal Neptunians have four arms.  Neptunian mutants,
like this quintet, only have two.

World's Worst Yobs #445
Patrick Bet-David