Trumpferatu

"You're not only a little man, Ben Shapiro, but you talk 

like you've received a voice transplant from a little boy."

Less than a year ago, Rand Paul was, according 

to Time, 'The Most Interesting Man in Politics'. 

Today, he consistently rates at about 6% in 

Republican presidential preference polls. It

would seem that interest has turned into a 

YOOOOOOOOGE® yawn.

The Three Warning Signs of Presenile Dementia

Trump Turns GOP Base Against Everyone with Spanish

 Surnames; Rubio, Cruz Seen as Biggest Losers

Oklahoma Joins Confederacy 150 Years Too Late

"Donald Trump's fired up the crazies.  I know I'm

fired up!"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #67

Patrick Rushing

Paranoia is bigger in Texas.  No brag, just fact.

"Yes, Timmy, being a prick was once something you didn't 

want to be when you grew up.  But then Donald Trump 

came along and made being a prick seem cool to millions

 of Republicans."

"In my mind, I'm worth 10 gazillion dollars!"

Okies Playing Spot the Racist

Warm Scuzzies #572

David Daleiden

Walker Campaign Targets Ophthalmological 

Voters, Puts Pressure on Rand Paul

Is Donald Trump a Democratic 'plant' or just a

'blooming idiot'?

Kim Kardashian adds another dimension

to the meaning of the expression, 'top shelf'.

First Closeup of Pluto Surprises Scientists

World's Worst Yobs #334

Joe Fitzgerald

Rand Paul Prepares to Flex His Pecs

Seating Chart for First Circle of Dante's Inferno 

Mistaken for Airline's 'Economy Class 

Cabin Hexagon'

Ant-Man to Be Texas Governor Greg Abbott's 

'Plan B' for Monitoring Jade Helm 15 Military 

Training Exercise

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Ted Cruz?

The Shadow knows!

Mwahaha!

German Translation of Trump's Tweet

Michael Kinsley once defined 'gaffe' as "when a politician 

tells the truth."  Example: Donald Trump's tweet that 

included a picture of Nazi troops.

Warm Scuzzies #571

Steven Schoonover

Things to Avoid #30

Viewing a Trump Presser on Acid

"You Deserve a Break Today!"

Joaquin 'The Tunneler' Guzmán

Having a hard time remembering this governor's name?

Well, think 'mucilaginous', and 'Paul LePage' will 

instantly pop into your head.

Lindsey Graham Sez: "Donald Trump is a wrecking ball 

for the future of the Republican Party."

"I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling--not 

just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me 

and I am humbled to be His candidate for President of the

United States."

"I've got my thumb so far up the GOP's butt they're

calling me the Cloverfield Proctologist!"

It's not just James Webb's neck that's red.

It's National French Fries Day!

“I am the most militaristic draft dodger in this room!"

Not a RINO

Not a WHINO

But a WINO (Williamson in Name Only)

Donald Trump is scapegoating Mexicans the same way 

Adolf Hitler scapegoated Jews.  Drat and double drat!

 History is repeating itself again!

Kid Schlock