Saturday, July 18, 2015

"You're not only a little man, Ben Shapiro, but you talk 
like you've received a voice transplant from a little boy."
Less than a year ago, Rand Paul was, according 
to Time, 'The Most Interesting Man in Politics'. 
Today, he consistently rates at about 6% in 
Republican presidential preference polls. It
would seem that interest has turned into a 
The Three Warning Signs of Presenile Dementia

Friday, July 17, 2015

Trump Turns GOP Base Against Everyone with Spanish
 Surnames; Rubio, Cruz Seen as Biggest Losers
Oklahoma Joins Confederacy 150 Years Too Late

Thursday, July 16, 2015

"Donald Trump's fired up the crazies.  I know I'm
fired up!"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #67
Patrick Rushing
Paranoia is bigger in Texas.  No brag, just fact.
"Yes, Timmy, being a prick was once something you didn't 
want to be when you grew up.  But then Donald Trump 
came along and made being a prick seem cool to millions
 of Republicans."
"In my mind, I'm worth 10 gazillion dollars!"
Okies Playing Spot the Racist
Warm Scuzzies #572
David Daleiden

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Walker Campaign Targets Ophthalmological 
Voters, Puts Pressure on Rand Paul
Is Donald Trump a Democratic 'plant' or just a
'blooming idiot'?
Kim Kardashian adds another dimension
to the meaning of the expression, 'top shelf'.
First Closeup of Pluto Surprises Scientists
World's Worst Yobs #334
Joe Fitzgerald
Rand Paul Prepares to Flex His Pecs
Seating Chart for First Circle of Dante's Inferno 
Mistaken for Airline's 'Economy Class 
Cabin Hexagon'
Ant-Man to Be Texas Governor Greg Abbott's 
'Plan B' for Monitoring Jade Helm 15 Military 
Training Exercise
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Ted Cruz?
The Shadow knows!
German Translation of Trump's Tweet
Michael Kinsley once defined 'gaffe' as "when a politician 
tells the truth."  Example: Donald Trump's tweet that 
included a picture of Nazi troops.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Warm Scuzzies #571
Steven Schoonover
Things to Avoid #30
Viewing a Trump Presser on Acid
"You Deserve a Break Today!"
Joaquin 'The Tunneler' Guzmán
Having a hard time remembering this governor's name?
Well, think 'mucilaginous', and 'Paul LePage' will 
instantly pop into your head.

Monday, July 13, 2015

Lindsey Graham Sez: "Donald Trump is a wrecking ball 
for the future of the Republican Party."
"I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling--not 
just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me 
and I am humbled to be His candidate for President of the
United States."
"I've got my thumb so far up the GOP's butt they're
calling me the Cloverfield Proctologist!"
It's not just James Webb's neck that's red.
It's National French Fries Day!

Sunday, July 12, 2015

“I am the most militaristic draft dodger in this room!"
Not a RINO
But a WINO (Williamson in Name Only)
Donald Trump is scapegoating Mexicans the same way 
Adolf Hitler scapegoated Jews.  Drat and double drat!
 History is repeating itself again!
Kid Schlock