Saturday, April 06, 2019

Like those white-haired Senators, Trump is petrified by
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
American Schutzstaffel #62
Joseph Farah and World Net Daily Fall Victim to 'Real 
Collusion' of Google, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter,
 Amazon and Apple
In diplomatic circles, Mike Pompeo likes to throw his 
weight around, given the fact he has a lot to throw.
Adventures in Aestheticism #168
Trump's Beverly Hills Fundraiser Attracts
No Celebrities
Look for This Button on Joe 'Tactile Nature' Biden's Lapel
Only Tucker Carlson keeps feminists from taking over
and forcing all men to wear spectacles.
Fart Joke
Florida Politicians Debating Global Warming
Let Us Entertain You
Led Zeppelin Rumored to Be Working On
'Stairway to Hell' in Honor of Donald Trump
Why be satisfied with only defrauding Medicare when 
you have an opportunity to defraud the entire 
health care system of the United States?
Trump Wants the Man with the 9-9-9 Plan from 
Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan to Sit on the
 Federal Reserve Board
Harley Brown, perennial candidate for Congress and for
President, says he has "personally led thousands to Christ." 
Luckily, that was only in Idaho, the Baked Potato State.
Hell's Happy Face Sez:  "Have a Nice Stay!"

Friday, April 05, 2019

The Republican Party's Obamacare replacement:  
thank God it's only imaginary!
"Trump’s disregard for the truth is just a 
way he plays the media for kicks."

Thursday, April 04, 2019

Don Young is a seasoned bare-knuckle fighter and 
has a cauliflower ear to prove it.
Adventures in Aestheticism #167
Some say windbags, like windmills, 
cause cancer.
Sign of the Times #79
And the Gaetz of Hell Shall Not Prevail
Paul Ryan giving advice to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 
on how to behave in Congress is like an emu telling an 
eagle how to fly.
No Collision, No Collusion
Two Teds Describe Their Beards
World's Worst Jobs #148
British Cockle-Picker

Wednesday, April 03, 2019

And when Grassley uses the word, 'idiotic',
he means, 'even crazier than I am'.
Trump Energizes His Base
“My father is German, right? Was German, and 
born in a very wonderful place in Germany, 
so I have a great feeling for Germany.”
"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, 
congratulations, your house just went down 75 per cent
 in value.  And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell
 me that one, okay? Rerrrr rerrrr!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #166
Trump Sez:  "To be honest with you, 
I have to get rid of judges.”
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #186
The Full Mueller
Doug Collins (R-GA) Has an Epiphany

Tuesday, April 02, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #165
Trump Concerned about the 'Oranges' of the
Mueller Report
DJ Finger Lickin' Good

Monday, April 01, 2019

"I never drink . . . wine," 
Gorsuch said cryptically.
Rick Scott Clarifies the Meaning of His Pre- and Post-Existing
Holy Guacamole, Batman!

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #164
Pretty Soon He Didn't Know What Reality Was
No one at Fox News knew how many Mexican countries
there were, but whatever the correct number was,
it was too many.
Although it doesn't exculpate him, it is true that 
Alex Jones' conspiracy-mongering was (and is)
 a sign of psychosis.  What's frightening is
how many psychotic followers he has now
 and has had over the years.