Saturday, October 30, 2010

Kentucky Stomper Charged with Fourth-Degree Assault;
Maximum Penalties Include 12 Months in Jail + a
$500 Fine, or

Being Crushed by a 16-Ton Weight, or

Getting Stepped On by the Left Foot of God
Cat Stevens Attends Rally to Restore Sanity

Yusuf Islam Attends March to Keep Fear Alive
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #74
Five Feet of Fury
Anti-Sign Protester
Clint McCance Takes Early Retirement to
Spend More Time with His Cerveza
"Just curious, Tunku, but what, besides your experience
at the Wall Street Journal, makes you think insanity is
"Isn't that Al Capone's old hideout in Wisconsin?"
"It used to be.  It's now a Bank of America."
"Well, those banksters ought to feel right at home!"
"But Bonzo, I don't WANT a tongue bath!"
A survey released October 21 by Harvard University's
Institute of Politics showed that only 11 percent of
those 18 to 29 consider themselves supporters of
old white teabaggers wearing funny hats.
"No, ma'am, I got my degree from the School for Scoundrels
after I graduated from Yale."
"I am not a witch!"
"Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before!"
Have you heard the story about Slate's story about the Gawker
nonstory about some guy's story about his one-night stand
with Christine O'Donnell?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #242
Tom Parker
"That’s funny, because ‘Nonviolent Resistance’ is the actual
name I’ve given to my testicles. You can imagine the name
I've given to my penis.”
Rude Rhymes #36

Rara Avis

Lanny Davis

Friday, October 29, 2010

World's Worst Yobs #190
Christian Whiton
Jonah Goldberg's Favorite Band
Harry Reid says Sharron Angle is 'pathological'.
So she is, but so is much of Nevada right now.
They were made for each other.
Oxymorons for Our Time #70
Republican Soul
This picture is courtesy of John Feehery.  And John Feehery
is courtesy of the U. S. Chamber of Commerce.
Did you know that Robocop could reproduce?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

"Douglas MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark,
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left Glenn Beck out in the rain."
This Week in WakiLeaks #1
Few people know this, but Tucker Carlson's 
tongue is pronounced 'ton-goo'.
Lee Fisher, Ohio Democrat, Throws in Towel, Says It Couldn't
Wipe the Look of 'Hack Politician' Off His Face
"All politicians and public officials are crooks, and the
masses are a vast lumpen-proletariat of deluded and
exploitable blowhards.  As for me, I'm a billionaire
whose epitaph will read, 'So Long to All You
Suckers Who Never Figured Out That Fair and
Balanced Is a Redundant Expression'."
"You say I did WHAT while I was wearing
my Lady Bug costume?  Lady Bugs never
do THAT!"
Meg Whitman has spent $140 million of her own money
on her campaign to become the Governor of California.
That's enough money to buy two medium Domino's pizzas,
each with two toppings, for every household in California.
Luckily for Californians, Meg is a politician, not a dietitian.
Lady Bug Flies Away . . . But Not Home
Cancer's Favorite Club
"OK, Clint, so you caught me again.  But
remember, it's 'catch-and-release' in
Arkansas, not 'catch-and-shtup!"
"Rest assured, fellow progressives, the project to turn reality
into a mirror image of The Onion is ahead of schedule and
under budget."
Little Red Barn and Rolls in the Hay Not Included
Barack Obama After He Moved to the Center
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #84
Bobby Thompson and John Boehner
The Unexpurgated Bible #43
And Jesus said, "Take up thy bed, and walk."  And the
displaced woman said, "Where to?"
"Lauren Valle, I know how you feel!"
Remember 1984?  It's coming back.
"Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo
'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou."
Daily Howler Gets Graphic

From Marty Peretz's Private Porn Stache
Arianna Huffington Before She Started Using Selsun Blue
"No, dear, we're not 'Climate Hawks'.
We're Flamingos."
Virus That Causes Genital Warts Linked to Oral Cancer;
"Finding May Reduce the Incidence of Political Blow
Jobs," Researchers Say
World's Worst Yobs #189
David Zurawik
"Johnny, can you name this country?"
"Yes, Dad, it's the United States
of America, Inc."
"How right you are, my boy!"

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rich Iott, the Waffen-SS re-enactor, plans to
campaign this weekend with John Boehner,
the Republican House Minority Leader and
well-known Michael Phelps re-enactor.