Saturday, February 25, 2012

"I'm more grotesque than you!"
"That's what you think!"
Bob McDonnell, Governor of the State of Virgina
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #365
Frank Antenori
Berlusconi 'Walks' Thanks to
'Statue of Limitations'
All Newt Gingrich has to do to produce
 'cheap gas' is to eat a bowl of frijoles.
Oxymorons for Our Time #123
Quick Fix
In what appears to be a self-inflicted coup de grĂ¢ce, Nancy
 Brinker, CEO of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, has hired
Mark Penn and Doug Schoen to take a poll to figure out
why she and her money machine are FUBAR.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #135
Roger Simon and Andrew Breitbart

Friday, February 24, 2012

Where's Mittens?
 "I will never, ever apologize 
for America!” 
GOP Women Increasingly Sweet on Santorum

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Did Santorum blow it?  Or did he suck it?
Warm Scuzzies #262
Richard Steinberg
Tucker Carlson Sez:  "Please stop me before I misrepresent 
my views even more!"
I Remember Dubya #52
"Regardless of what the Republican base will be saying
 about me in a few years, I am NOT a Socialist!"
World's Worst Yoobs #111
Melinda Henneberger
This Week Only!
All female adolescents who join the GOP
 get a free Total Abstinence upgrade.
Just tell 'em Rick Santorum sent you.
Adventures in Lexicology #6
Christie (kris-tee), n. A large stomach surmounted by 
man's head.  [The first thing you notice about Chris when
you see him is his christie.]
Oops!  God is now saying that the destruction of the late,
 great planet Earth was apparently caused by a loose cable.
"It's not about the Jews!"

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fudgepacker Puts Glove On Before Going 
'Severely Conservative' on America's Ass
Heavy Metal Teabagger Loses Faith in Maine's Republican
Party, Decides to Eat Yellow Snowe as an Independent
2005: IRAN IS "MONTHS" AWAY FROM THE BOMB
2006: IRAN WILL HAVE THE MATERIAL FOR THE 
BOMB IN "SIX MONTHS [TO] TWO YEARS"
2007: IRAN WILL HAVE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY IN
 ONE TO TWO YEARS
2008: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN TWO YEARS
2009: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN ABOUT 
A YEAR
2010: IRAN IS MONTHS OR "ABOUT A YEAR"
 AWAY FROM THE BOMB
2011: IRAN "MAY BE LESS THAN ONE YEAR 
AWAY" FROM THE BOMB
2012: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB "IN A 
YEAR OR SOONER"

And the Drumbeat of War Went 
On and On and On
"Hey, if you say 'Big-nose' once more, I'll smash 
your fucking face in!"
World's Worst Yoobs #110
Carrie Severino
The Politico Illustrated #22
'10 GOPers who could jump in'
Opinion was divided between those who said, "Chris Christie
is a 'fat, evil prick'" and those who said, "Chris Christie is 
an 'evil, fat prick'."
“And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would
 think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, 
decent, powerful, influential country, the United States 
of America.  AWOOOGAH!!!  AWOOOGAH!!!"
Virginia Backpedals as Abortion Debate Blows Up

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

NOT-ROMNEY
Bishop William Lori Sez:  "We Catholic bishops are so 
enlightened these days we don't burn Jews at the stake 
anymore.  We just tell kosher deli jokes in front of 
congressional committees on national television."
So far, Sheldon Adelson has donated $11 million to Newt 
Gingrich's presidential campaign.  That constitutes a mere 
.044% of Adelson's net worth. That would be like someone 
worth, say, $100,000, donating $44.40. Less than a U. S. 
Grant.  Chump change.
Sheldon Adelson says he may buy the 
ENTIRE presidential contest in 2016 for 
$1 billion (which would amount to only 
4% of his $25 billion casino-built fortune).
  Thank God for the Supreme Court!
"I never knew you, Paul Babeu: depart from me, 
ye that work iniquity!"
Warm Scuzzies #261
Michael Berry
"Let me start from a simple premise that Oklahomans 
will understand: you cannot put a gun rack in a Volt."

Ah, but GM has thought of that, Newt.  Introducing a model 
just for Okies: the Chevy ThunderVolt.
"Yes, I contain a substantial amount of non-tobacco
 ingredients."

Monday, February 20, 2012

World's Worst Yobs #241
Tyler Cowen
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #364
Bob Morris
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #134
Robert Stacy McCain and Elizabeth Santorum
People like him.  He's human, not a space alien.  He's a
 coal-miner's grandson who is now a millionaire and a
member of the 1%.   He's a devout Catholic who
believes mainline Protestants are not Christians.
He creates American jobs by working as a lobbyist
and by driving an Audi.  And he is a wholly-owned
subsidiary of the Wyoming billionaire, Foster
Friess.  Yes, Rick Santorum is a bona fide
populist, a true 'Man of the People'.
Oxymorons for Our Time #122
Pro-Choice Libertarian
"Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty nanny with an ultrasound probe,
Whose aim is vaginal intrusion,
And her name is
'Our Mother of Violation'."
Grand Inquisitor Santorum and his ruthlessly efficient band
of men in nice red uniforms had put the little lady on the rack
for her 'phony theology' and 'radical environmentalism'.  
“Well, of course, Sheriff Babeu is a friend of mine, and all
I can say is that he also deserves the benefit, like all my
friends, of innocence until proven guilty.”
Sign of the Times #20
Heaven Forfend the Vagina Ideologues!
Deer Caught in Obama's Headlights

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Why is it legal for Sheriff Paul Babeu to engage
in same-sex fornication in Arizona, but not
same-sex marriage? 
Yessiree, Bob!  Rick Santorum had his Ohio audience 
literally dancing in the aisles!