Saturday, October 09, 2021

Let the Ritual Bloodletting Begin

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #922
Alan Wentser

A shot of Hydroxychloroquine with an Ivermectin 
chaser ought to fix him right up.

Could be worse.  Could be trapped in a Jon
McNaughton painting.

First, what is Male Pattern Baldness? This is the normal 
pattern of hair loss in around half of all Wookies, 
generally associated with ageing.

“The Democrats want to destroy the country and force me 
to comb my aggressively unkempt hair."

From This Week's Caturday Evening Post

Friday, October 08, 2021

The only thing more bottomless is a 'bottomless cup of
coffee' as defined in the Urban Dictionary.

"Rep. Andy Biggs’ two brothers have publicly castigated him
 for sowing doubt about President Joe Biden’s election win 
and called for his removal from office."

Fundraising, the World's Oldest Profession

Steve Bannon 'Stands with Trump',
Will Defy January 6 Subpoena

Warm Scuzzies #1,084
Robert Reeder

Think of Kari Lake as the candidate of
Arizona's Cyber Ninja Party.

The OMFG Guide to Common Perps

Fakebook Factcheckers

It's a Living!

Ying to Partner with Yang to Form the
Ying Yang Party

Marjorie Taylor Greene Rants That Dr. Fauci 
Won't Prescribe Ivermectin 'Even Though It 
Won a Nobel Peace Prize'

Musk to Move Tesla

Thursday, October 07, 2021

Mystery of the Nude Nymph sounds like a 
Naughty Hardy Boys novel he would have enjoyed 
as an adolescent.

Pay him a large sum of money
 and he will go away.

Zuck Spots a Free-Range Sawbuck

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #921
Michael Gableman

Jim Jordan Sez:  "Democrats told us COVID didn't start 
in a Chinese lab.  Nope, didn't start there -- it was a 
bat to a pangolin, to a hippopotamus, to Joe Rogan 
and we get bit."

Matt Walsh Being Cancelled by
Trans Activists

Capitol Hill insurrectionist Riley Williams intended
 to sell Nancy Pelosi's laptop to a friend in Russia, who then 
planned to sell the device to Russia’s foreign intelligence
 service.  Ooowee, so cloak-and-daggery!

Warm Scuzzies #1,083
Jeffrey Clark

Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Out of the Mouth of Babs

Pumpkin Spice Spam Halloween Space Suits!
Available for a Limited Time Only!

Do you suppose Brain Bleach might help?

One gets the impression that Trump-endorsed 
Republican candidates are being recruited straight
 out of the pages of the National Police Gazette.

The Denouement of Wokeness Conversion Therapy

"It was hell," says Facebook junkie about Monday's
six-hour outage.

Flag Desecration #128

Necessary to the Plot, But Insignificant

Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Overstuffed Sofa

As he neared the end of his life's long and winding road,
his only regret was that he had never owned a
Conversation Pit.

Why doesn't the media focus on important
things, like the 700,000 Americans who
have died from the COVID-19 'hoax'?

Tuesday, October 05, 2021

"The whistleblowers allegations don't make
any sense."

Yes, Ken Weyler (R-NH) has blown the lid
off the conspiracy to inject Squiddies into the 
veins and arteries of red-blooded Americans.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #920
Ken Weyler

Been there, done that, Michele Bachmann, between
1861 and 1865. It's called the Civil War and it 
resulted in 1,768,498 casualties.

NBA Players, Fat Wolverine Stands with You

The January 6 Insurrectionists demeaned themselves, Mr. 
Pence, and being a Trump supporter, like you, is

Kyrsten Sinema Remains Faithful to Her
Green Party Roots

Jason Miller is a conspiracy theorist, but
not as crazy as those 'hardcore Area 51

When she ran for the Senate, Kyrsten Sinema
told her advisers that she hoped to be a bigger 
prick than John McCain.

"The root cause of the Facebook outage was a 
faulty configuration change."

Monday, October 04, 2021

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #223
Sinema Purgatorio

Thereby Hangs a Little Tail