Saturday, July 06, 2019

Omar Navarro 'Fucking Banished' by the Proud Boys
Welcome to Sevnica, Slovenia!
If Bret Stephens believes he's living in 'Robespierre's
America', why is his head still attached to his shoulders?

Friday, July 05, 2019

Trump doesn't think he's a bully, either.
There are only 173 shopping days left until Christmas!
But at the moment, he's watching Fox News.
Aunt Betsy, Uncle Sam's Wife, Wants to Know
Whiteworld #81
If you play Trump's Salute to America Drinking Game®, you
 only get to take a drink when you spot a nonwhite face in the
 crowd.  Be prepared when the game is over to discover that 
you're still cold sober.
Bradley Fighting Vehicle says it would much rather be
in the nation's capital, where it is loved, rather than be in
Iraq, where ungrateful locals have destroyed 55 and
 damaged 700 of its peers.
Trump Helps Hitler Celebrate His 47th Birthday
Trump Accuses Teleprompter Believed to Be
 an Obama Loyalist of 'An Act of of Sabotage'
Not Exactly Hard Drinkin' Lincoln, But Close
Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 
heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 
the true story of how General George Washington and
 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during
 the Revolutionary War of 1812.
Right Stroker

Thursday, July 04, 2019

Abrams Tank in the Nation's Capital on Independence Day
 Knows What It's Like to Be Caged
Apparently, Trump's brain misfired its synapses before 
it manned the air, rammed the ramparts, and took
 over airports.
Rain Dances Work!
Trump in the Mr. the Toad Mode
Tanks in the nation's capital, concentration camps 
on the nation's border?  Welcome to the 4th of July, 
the day America celebrates life, liberty, and the
 pursuit of happiness.
Emperor Palpatine Uses 4th of July Trump-a-Looza
to Showcase the Galactic Empire's Military Might

Wednesday, July 03, 2019

"The history of the present King of the Trumpniks 
is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, 
all having in direct object the establishment of an
 absolute Tyranny over these United States."
Flag Desecration #116
Can't Wait to See the Cat Videos!
Nevertheless, he still saved 15% on his car insurance.
And besides, unlike in the NFL, repeated hits to the head 
don't result in Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.
A Timely Reminder That Roaches Outlasted
the Dinosaurs
We thought we had rid ourselves of the
illegal space aliens 23 years ago.  
Commander Bonespur as a Small Boy
Adventures in Aestheticism #202

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Exemplifying the Dilbert Principle, Rick Snyder, who 
was never competent as governor, has been promoted 
to Harvard to limit the damage he can do.
Ed Rollins Sez:  “I’m sure that Nike doesn’t care because
 I’m a fat old man, but I’m gonna find every Nike piece
 of equipment I have and burn it this weekend."
[When you're as old and fat as Ed, the Betsy Ross flag
on a pair of sneakers means a lot.]
What Mr. Lincoln Plans to Wear on the 4th of July
Ready or Not America,
Here Comes Tank Boy!
Tank Girl in Nation's Capital on Independence Day to
 Make Sure Everyone Brushes Their Teeth
Adventures in Aestheticism #201
Jordan Claims It Will Enhance
Mueller's Muscle Definition
Local Resident Says He Got His 
'Western Liberalism' from 
Watching Gene Autry Movies
Don't be surprised if Trump shows up
on Independence Day looking like 
Abraham Lincoln.
The French have a word for it.
White House Aides Accuse Ivanka of Stealing the Spotlight

Monday, July 01, 2019

The Unexpurgated Bible #171
Then Jesus called his thirty-six disciples together, 
gave them power and authority over all the world, 
and told them to wave and say, "Hi!"
Some say it was sheer coincidence that Leonard Zelig,
 Ivanka Trump, and Forrest Gump appeared side by
side at the G20 Summit in Osaka.
Raphael's #UnwantedIvanka is a fresco in the
Apostolic Palace in the Vatican.
Matryoshka Help Unwanted
Could be worse.  Could be Bolton of 
Being a devout East Texas Baptist, Louie Gohmert cannot
say, "Robert Mueller is an asshole."  But he can say,
"the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be." The mouth
is usually understood to be the 'superior opening of the 
alimentary canal'.  But not in Louie Gohmert's case.
Beavis and Butt-Head for the Trumpnik Generation
Fifty years later, the Big Laughs are still
Group of 20 + Ivanka the Primper
You know what a sham the G20 Summit in Osaka was
when the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi and his best
friend are in the center of the family group portrait.