Saturday, August 26, 2017

Trump Creates Joe Arpaio National Monument
The Unexpurgated Bible #151
And when he saw his people being blown to kingdom come
 by the hurricane, Trump said, "Good luck to everybody!"

Friday, August 25, 2017

Harka! Harka! Gorka Goes Darka!
"Hey, isn't that Bull Connor with Sarah Palin?"
"No, it's Joe Arapaio, Connor's soulmate. They're
hard to tell apart."
The Unending Quest for the 
Self-Operating Napkin
"Fund the wall or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Virgin Mary Spots Jesus in Her Sonogram
Rod Dreher Sez: "Have you ever been 
threadjacked? Well, I have and it's no fun
at all."
French President Spent $31,000 on Makeup in 3 Months
Texas-Size Analogy
When Theodore 'Vox Day' Beale still had hair, 
his coiffure was called 'Skidmark for Jesus'.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #698
Matthew Trewhella
It's not true Gerard Baker, editor of the Wall Street 
Journal, fluffs Trump's pillow every night.  It's every
other night.
Trump Likes Image of Him 'Eclipsing' Obama
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #188
S. E. Cupp and John Hawkins
Pay in the Alliteration Lab wasn't all that good, 
but it was more amusing than picking a peck of
pickled peppers.
The James O'Keefe Mugshot Mug keeps showing up in the 
strangest places.
Holy Water Pistol, Batman!
British Firemen Say They Had to Eat the Piglets They Had 
Rescued from a Burning Barn in Order to Save Them

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

The Solid Gold Crapper
"Did you hear that Sheriff Arpaio has a 'cold-case posse'?"
"No, I didn't even know he'd had a sex-change operation."
He: "Dan Dicks."
She: "He does?"
Dali's Moustache Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking
Trump Holds Election Night Victory Rally for 18th Time
Ecstasy for Trumpniks
Hillary Clinton Says Donald Trump Stalking Her in the 
Debates Made Her Skin Crawl
Melania Trump Appeals to Dishonest, Fake News Media for 
Privacy for Her Son Barron
Trey Gowdy thinks Mick Mulvaney is some sort of
vascular disorder.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

His Eyes Were on the Prize
Two thirds of those in three states that
put Trump in the White House now feel
embarrassed by him. Karma's a bitch,
isn't it?
Trump Proving Eclipse Blindness a Hoax Like
Global Warming
If you can't see Trump staring at the Sun, you probably
viewed the solar eclipse the same way he did.
Louise Linton Sez: "Call me Marie Antoinette, peasants!"

Monday, August 21, 2017

"Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do
But roll around heaven all day."
Don't throw those eclipse sunglasses away.
They may come in handy someday.
Like so many punk bands of the '80s, the Totaled Eclipse is
 said to be criminally underrated.
How to Tell the Difference Between
a Superhero and a Fruitcake
Governor Kasich Enters Pizza Rehab
They say James Mattis is tight-lipped about Trump's
'new' Afghanistan War strategy.  Truth be told, 
General Mattis is always tight-lipped.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

How to View a Total Ellipse without 
Endangering Your Eyesight
"Have you considered rack augmentation?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #697
Michael Snyder
Like they said on Happy Days, "Sit on it!"
Just because you're a Flat Earther doesn't mean
you can't get excited about tomorrow's solar eclipse.
In their world, no one says, 'Niblets'.
Nietzsche Sez: "Beware lest a statue slay you."
Creepy-Crawly Giving America the Heeby-Jeebies
Book Changes Genres Overnight:
From Current Events to Ancient