Saturday, October 31, 2020

Zed's Dead

Know Your Witches
Jeanine Pirro makes it easy to tell the difference,
especially on Halloween.

Warm Scuzzies #979
Alamance County Sheriff's Office

"I thought you said you baked blackbirds in
your Halloween pie."

Trump suggests the COVID-19 pandemic is being 
orchestrated by a conspiracy of greedy doctors.
Actually, it's a conspiracy of greedy morticians..

Remember the good old days when the United States
set world records in the 100-yard dash?

Adolf Hitler died at 56.  If he had lived to 74,
he would have looked like this.

"Who at my door is standing,
Patiently drawing near,
Entrance within demanding?
Whose is the voice I hear?"

Trump Sez:  "Our doctors get more money if
somebody dies from COVID.  Think of the

Mask Up and Vote #68

Friday, October 30, 2020

World's Worst Jobs #157
Murder Hornet Trapper

Only entomologists can tell the difference between
a Celibate Killer Bee and a Murder Hornet Virgin.

Trump Doing His GOP Mascot Impression
Doing Its Sarah Palin Impression

Janice McGeachin, Idaho Lieutenant Governor, Showing
Two Reasons to Avoid the Tater Tot State

A Hidden Shame Out in the Open

Mask Up and Vote #67

Thursday, October 29, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #978
Glenn Greenwald

The Night Hillary Clinton's Hard Drive Hooked Up
 with Hunter Biden's Laptop in the Basement of 
Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington. DC

Chuck Todd Asks: "Have Joe Biden and 227,000 dead
 Americans taken the coronavirus epidemic too seriously?"

Outtake from the Okra Winfrey Show

Perpetual Virginity Gone Wild!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #834
Corey Lequieu

Stepford Justice

Adventures in Aestheticism #256

Parthenogenetic Mudbugs Gone Wild

Not to Be Confused with H. P. 
Lovecraft's 'The Unnamable'

Stewart Rhodes, Founder of Oathkeepers, Sez:
“I know it sounds outlandish, and it sounds 
kind of crazy, but given the trajectory of 
the left and how far they’ve gone into 
Weather Underground terrorism already, 
I think we’d be foolish not to plan 
for a Benghazi-style attack on
the White House as a possibility.”

Mask Up and Vote #66

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

We Are Turning the Corner on Hallomeme

Tedium Virae

After the Trump Rally in
Omaha, Nebraska

In the Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures, 
Tee-Niny is the distance between Trump's thumb and 
index finger.

Trump Campaign Invades Bullhead City, Arizona

Great Misadventures in Science #14
And Trump didn't even stay in a Holiday Inn
Express last night.

Need advice?

I Am He and You Are Me and
We Are All Together

"The flood is threatening
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away."

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

Pass the Biscuits, Pappy!

Mask Up and Vote #65

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Identity Thief

Trump's CAPS LOCK key is stuck again.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #833
Jennifer Brecheisen

Don't miss Trump's Halloween Special this Saturday
on One America News!

What really chaps Trump's ass is that COVID-19 gets more 
attention and higher TV ratings than he does.

Wearing a Trump Halloween mask, Barack Obama gives
a 'no crowd, fake speech' on Fox News.

Shirley Eaton, the Goldfinger girl,
is 83.


Big Bigots, Little Bigots #131
Paul Ng

Warm Scuzzies #977
Joey Hensley