Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #109

John Moody

New White Supremacists Recruiting Poster

"Lazy Mexicans are going to steal your jobs!" 

Kelly exclaimed paradoxically.

Jeremy Bentham Sez: "Tyranny and anarchy are never

 far apart."

Stacey Dash: 23 Years Later and Still Clueless

For some reason,  no little boy has ever crawled

inside this claw machine.

Jim Hoft: "I'm being Shadow-Banned."

Interlocutor: "Don't you mean Ray-Banned?"

Jim Hoft: "Um, yeah, that too."

Syrian Man Having Damascus Road Experience

The Leaning Tower of Taiwan, Popular New Far Eastern

 Tourist Attraction

Man in Charge of Washing GOP Mascot Says

Trump Stains Will Never Come Out

World's Worst Yoobs #191

Marlene Jaeckel

"Now consider how great The Patriarch was, unto whom 

even Abraham gave the tenth of the spoils."

The Potrzebie Prize #30

Mike Pence Congratulated for His Ass-Bound 

Snub of the Whole Concept of the Olympic Games

Have you tried the 'Special Pence Edition' of 

Smucker's Smarmalade?

Breaking with Tradition, Trump Skips Written Daily 

Intelligence Reports, Relies on Watching 'Fox & Friends'

 Instead

"Hey, Stan, where's Oliver?"

EPA's Scott Pruitt Suggests Hellfire and Brimstone 

May Not Be a 'Bad Thing' For Humans

Imagine what the Nazi book burners could have achieved 

if they, like Dana Loesch, had had butane lighters.

"Hey, guys, have you seen Dana Loesch?"

"We Nazis are only here to burn books.  She's with the 

NRA group burning the New York Times."

"I'm sitting in the Oval Office right now and I can

assure you there are no adults in the room.  Apparently,

they all left after Trump moved in."

"On January 26, 2018, the Dow Jones Industrial Average 

peaked at 26,216. By February 8, 2018, it had fallen to 

23,860. That's a drop of 2,356 points. Thanks, Obama."

House Republicans Adopt 'Safe-Space

Culture', Erect Wall to Protect GOP

Staffers from Democratic Contamination

Has the stock market joined the Vast Deep-State Conspiracy

against the Trump Administration?

Seventy-Six Sad Trombones Led the Big Parade

Trump Knows Best

Hope Hicks wasn't worried about being

in proximity to Rob Porter because he

only beat his wives.

When hot air rises, it expands.

Beyond Disbelief: John Kelly and Rob Porter

Warm Scuzzies #769

Oddie Shoupe

Trump's Bald Head Revealed as Wind Discomfits

World's Biggest Combover

John Kelly, Four-Star Couch Potato

Kim Trump-Un Calls for Giant Military Parade

The Book Hannah Arendt Would Write 

Were She Alive Today

When he allowed his head to float away,

Trump was clearly joking.

Remember the old color-coded Homeland Security

Advisory System? Well, it has been replaced with

the color-coded Trump Applause-O-Meter.

"If you don't give me the clap, you're a traitor!  Ha ha ha!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #190

Breitbart Editorial Standards

'Little Schiff', my ass!"

Stephen L. Miller's Day Job

Victorious Eagle Farting in Trump's General Direction

Defense Logistics Agency Loses Track of Hundreds of

Millions of Dollars in Humongous Couch Inside

 Levitating Pentagon

"I've made it from the bed to the couch.  There's no

stopping me now!"

ICE Nazis

Arthur Jones Decides Not to Run for Chancellor of

Nazi Germany, Opts to Run Unopposed for the 

GOP Nomination for Congress

Popular Super Bowl Ad

Midas Faces Backlash for Portraying

Jesus as Muffler Man in Super Bowl Ad

Not Just Nunes's Memo Was a Dud

Trump Tweet Authenticated by Characteristic Spelling, 

Capitalization, Grammatical, and Syntactical Errors

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #108

Jacob Wohl

Nunes Memo 'Totally Truncates' Trump