Saturday, November 17, 2018

Even if the 'Baghdad Bob Award' doesn't exist, 
Michael Glassner deserves to receive it.
Warm Scuzzies #845
Brian Kemp
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #752
Ed Young
The Few.  The Proud.  The Ugly Boys.
Some seals are cute killers; others are just killers.
Florida Recount Pushes Rick Scott Over the Edge
Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.
Adventures in Aestheticism #120
"My husband George says our marriage vows ended with 
'till Trump do us part'. He lies."
Naughty Satan

Friday, November 16, 2018

The Circle Shrinks to a Pinpoint
Adventures in Aestheticism #119
Trump Sez:  "You have to act with respect when you're 
at the White House."
Warm Scuzzies #844
Eddie Scarry

Thursday, November 15, 2018

"Nothing can stop it," said Dr. Lowell. "He melts through
 the ground, theoretically all the way to China."
Of the 31 GOP House members-elect, thirty are
white males and one is a white female.  None
are people of color.
Sectarianism Raises Its Ugly Head Again
Mueller Closing In, Trump Hits the Caps Lock Key
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181
Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue
Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg Delay, Deny,
 and Deflect in Their Crisis Over Their Extraterrestrial
 Origin on Planet Nefarious

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Florida Recount Causing Marco Rubio's Lips to Shrivel,
One of the 8 Symptoms of Dehydration
Adventures in Aestheticism #118
Warm Scuzzies #843
Trump Pans Emmanuel/Emmanuelle, Says "Eroticism
Is the Opposite of Making Love"
The Jim Jordan-Kevin McCarthy Republican leadership
 brawl is one of those fights where you can root for both losers
and still win.
Meeting of the Minds, 2018
Critics Say Conway vs. Conway More 'Intriguing and
Absorbing' Than Kramer vs. Kramer
The Bad News is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders woke up
this morning and she was still Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
The Good News is there's even more bad news for
Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Adventures in Aestheticism #117
For All the Little Trumpniks on Your Christmas List
Lindsay Walters Grabs Microphones the Way 
Trump Grabs Pussy

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Neighbors say that it's the greasy kids' stuff Gavin 
McInnes puts on his hair that really turns them off.
This soft and comfy Trumpy Bear is the ideal gift for 
those 32 Republicans on your Christmas list who lost 
their seats in the House of Representatives on November 6.
Joe Bob Briggs used to criticize a movie if it had too much 
plot that got in the way of the story. Likewise, Trump and
 Scott like to make claims so long as too much evidence
 doesn't get in the way of their conspiratorial narratives.

Monday, November 12, 2018

Kellyanne Conway Makes Her Mark
Killer Klown to Skip Visit to Arlington Cemetery on 
Veterans Day, Says Motorcade Would Tie Up Traffic
and Rain Would Make His Greasepaint Run
Wacky Hitlerjugend at Baraboo High Guaranteed
Admission to Trump University
White House Claims Trump's Cotton-Candy Hairdo 
Would Melt in the Rain
Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding,
Cindy Hyde-Smith is not the daughter of
Mr. Edward Hyde.
Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS) Sez:  “If he invited me to a
 public hanging, I’d be on the front row.”
Four Out of Five Trumpniks Say,
'Cult 45 Malt Liquor Works Every Time'
Trump Envies the Dead

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #751
Stacy Washington
Fils de L'Orange (After Magritte)
Guess who has a lifetime membership in the 
He-Man Putin-Lovers Club.
Summer Soldier, Sunshine Patriot
Kellyanne Conway says Trump both knows and doesn’t know 
Matthew Whitaker: "It’s not like he knows him in the Biblical 
sense, like when Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived."
Old Raccoon Eyes had a bad week.  Too bad. (Sniff!)