Saturday, November 18, 2017

Reverend Franklin Raddish Sez: “More women are sexual 
predators than men. Women are chasing young boys up and 
down the road, but we don’t hear about that because it’s 
not PC.” [Protip: The road is somewhere in South
Judge Bill O'Neill and One of the '50 Very Attractive
 Females' He Claims to Have Porked
Donald Trump-un's New ExerSaucer
The Pores You Will Have with You
Who caused the Dopioid Crisis?
Poison Ivey
"The Interior Department said it would allow the 
importation of the GOP mascot's body parts,
 arguing that encouraging wealthy big-game 
hunters to kill the threatened species would 
help raise money for conservation of the species."

Friday, November 17, 2017

"The Al Frankenstein picture is really bad, speaks a 
thousand words."
Alt-Rightist in Jackass Slacks and Adidas Slides Smashes 
Keurig Coffeemaker in Pro-Hannity Temper Tantrum
When Kayla Moore said, "He will not step down,"
discretion, being the better part of valor, replied,
"Yes, ma'am."
"Goin' up to the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die."

Thursday, November 16, 2017

S. Z. Sakall Sez; "Here's looking at you, Sergey Kislyak!"
Junior Trump Applauds Trump Administration
 Decision to Reverse Ban on Elephant Trophies 
from Africa
If You've Got the Money, Honey, I've Got the Time
Sometimes the Past Is Best Forgotten
One would think that our America Thirster, while doing his
 Marco Rubio impression, would drink American-made
water, like Ozarka. But, no, Trump drinks FIJI Water®.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #754
Troy Nehls
In the porn trade, this is known as the 'Money Shot'.
Trump Still Drinking FIJI Water® with Training Nipple
Joseph Goebbels Action Figure Blasts The Simpsons 
for Comparing Him to Kellyanne Conway
New Poll Shows Greyhound Leading Trump in Prospective
 2020 Matchup, Running Neck and Neck with Biden
Draining the Swamp Too Much Poses Serious Risk 
of Exposure to Trump
Warm Scuzzies #753
Josh Fatzick
When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best
"I can't forget the glamor
Your eyes held a tender light
While stars fell on Alabama
Last night."
"Sean Hannity says you only have  24 hours to 
explain the inconsistencies in your 'Washed in
the Blood of the Lamb' story."
How many Kevin Janson Neals are out there who,
courtesy of our laissez faire gun laws, are arming 
themselves to the teeth?

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Mind Map of the Basement Floor of
Louie Gohmert's Brain
Brett Talley's primary qualifications to be a federal judge are 
(1) his wife is a White House lawyer and (2) he's only the second 
judicial nominee unanimously voted 'Not Qualified' by the 
American Bar Association in the last 30 years.
Schmo Brooks Believes Roy Moore's Conservatism Trumps 
His Degeneracy

Monday, November 13, 2017

When the Lunatics Take Over the Asylum
When Roy Moore has friends like Brandon Moseley, who
needs enemies?
Little Known Fact #66
Trump drinks his Gerber's Apple Juice out of a
champagne flute.
All It Takes Is a Tiny Prick
Trump Cries "Uncle!" at ASEAN Summit
Bacteriophobe's Nightmare
"Adding Clorox® Regular Bleach to your favorite detergent 
really takes those bloodstains out of your whites, 
doesn't it, Rodrigo?"
When You Wish Upon a Tsar
Two Headlines, Same Day
'Trump Hails Great Relationship With Duterte'

'Philippines government calls Trump a liar after 
president claims the two discussed human rights'

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Bumper Crop
"Now go away, Kim Jong-un, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #162
Raging Boner
Republican Party Decides to Re-Brand
Flaccid Dick Sez: "I try to stay in my pants and mind my 
own business, but guys, like Louis C.K., keep whipping
 me out."
What David Brooks Drinks While
Composing His Columns for the
New York Times
Even at 70, Roy Moore could still get it up.
Short and Fat Despot Calls Tall and Fat Despot 'Old Lunatic'
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #184
If you're within earshot of Stephen Cloobeck, do not
use the B-word. That's right: hearing the word,
'Billionaire', is very disturbing to this billionaire.