Saturday, January 10, 2009

President Congratulates White House Chef for
Converting More Rice Than Uncle Ben
Caught between the Rock of Ehud and the Hard Place
of Mahmoud, the President was threatening to jump.
Vice President Sticks Fork in Himself,
Declares "I'm Done!"
Did you know the world's 'Most Beautiful Man' and
Senator Mitch McConnell are both from Kentucky,
the Ironic State?
Utterly Pointless Photograph of
Representative John Mica's Rug
Icelandic Snowblower Says He's Not a
Big Fan of Björk or Sigur Rós
"I really hate to tell you this, but the bars are over here."
Fearguth Reflecting on the Pros and Cons of Mañana-Blogging