Thursday, March 23, 2017

Escape from the Trump Administration?
Yes, it's time to Head for the Hills. 
Fearguth will be offline until March 26.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Roger Stone's Divided Loyalty
American Schutzstaffel #58
Schlemiel on Wheels
"After what happened to that Russian lawyer, Paul,
I recommend you avoid five-story buildings."
Vengeance Is Mine; I Will Repay,
Saith the Trump
Ivanka Was Trump's Eyes and Ears in the White House
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #93
Owen Strachan

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

I'm No Rubber Stamp
Beware Split Face, My Son!
"Don't you feel my eyes moving over your body, America?"
Another New York Times Best Seller
The Melee in Milwaukee
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #157
Panic in the Year 2017!
"Smell that? You smell that?"
"Treason, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. 
I love the smell of treason in the morning."
"Carter Page? Never heard of him! Roger Stone? Never
heard of him! The shoebox in the middle of the freeway
I live in doesn't have cable."
"Andrew Napolitano's gone from
Fox News?  What a blow to the
Animal Kingdom!"
Trey Gowdy Attempts to Turn House Intelligence
Committee Hearing into Gowdy Doody Show

Monday, March 20, 2017

Ed Grimley Doing His Trump's Tiny Hands
The Jackass Whisperer
There's no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump, but there is 
evidence his Pantomime Horse is still lurking somewhere 
in the White House.
When asked, people give different reasons for lying, 
but only Trumpniks lie on principle, namely, 'Pants
 on fire are better than no pants at all."
Kim Jong-un Claims to Have 'High-Thrust
Rocket' in His Pocket
Fake Snooze
Trump Sez:  "Must find leaker now!"

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Know Your Tropical Fish
Earth's Original Crust Found in Canada; 
"Who Moved My Crust?" Earth Asks
Goodyear Lets the Air Out of Trump Blimp
Taking away privileges can be one of the most effective 
discipline strategies.
Junior Trump Rests After Cutting Down the Same 
Cherry Tree George Washington Cut Down
"I started growing this beard after I watched Piranha 3D."
"Are you in there, Secretary Tillerson?"
"Go away!  I'm not a big media press access person."
Russian Mole Surfaces
Three Thumbs Up America's Butt
Pete Sessions Sez:  “You know what? I know why you’re 
so frustrated: You don’t know how to listen.  I know how
to listen, especially to my deep-pocket donors."
A Tree Grows in D.C.