Saturday, April 30, 2016

Just another Dark Money-funded Protection Racket.
NeoReactionaries want to take America back to
"So when was it you first began to believe you are a
"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football
we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

Friday, April 29, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #658
Todd Weiler
If you press the belly button of the Ann Coulter Action 
Figure, it will not say, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"  
#1 on the End Times Best Seller List
"Lucifer's sexual prowess is legendary for a reason."
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #36
Shreddies Flatulence-Filtering Underwear
Old Teabaggers Never Die; 
They Just Stump for Trump
Peter King, Satanists Say Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Guess who said "Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh and a
Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch!"
Three Schlubs in a Tub
As someone once said, "Men make counterfeit money and, 
in some cases, money makes counterfeit men."

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Warm Scuzzies #587
Oxford, Alabama
Cruz Picking Fiorina as His Veep Is Like a Drowning 
Rat Boarding a Sinking Ship
"Were you aware, Mr. DeLay, that the judge added three
months to Hastert's prison sentence after reading your
letter of support?"
When he heard Trump say, "America first!" Charles
Lindbergh arose, ate a bowl of Quaker Oats, and
went back to bed.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #133
Hoosiers 2: the Man in the Basketball Ring
Like Ringworm, Trumpworm makes your hair fall out.
Zombie Food
"Senator, if your name is Eldon Sharpe Newton III, do
you think you're being straight with North Carolina
by calling yourself 'Buck'?"

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Fascistae Sodalis
If he were an amphibian, Donald Trump would be a 
Purple Pignose Frog.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #80
Tracy Murphree
"Dennis Hastert is a good man who loves the Lord. He gets 
his integrity and values from Him. He doesn't deserve what
 he is going through."
When Porn Breaks Bad: Crystal Meth Edition
Flag Desecration #92

Monday, April 25, 2016

'Donald Trump's Donald Trump'
The Only Thing More Useless Than Senate GOPers
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick's Decision to Boycott 
Target Meant It Was Back to Walmart, and That
Made Him Sad
Cruz and Kasich Funniest Alliance 
Since Harold and Maude
The Politico Illustrated #45
'Meet the Vigilantes Who Patrol Trump’s Rallies'
When in doubt, whip it out!
Warm Scuzzies #586
Alliance Defending Freedom
Woo-Hoo Personals #13
NeoReactionary Seeks Mate for Time Travel to the 
Austrian Empire in the Age of Metternich
Russia's Military Buys 5 Dolphins, 
Says Jokingly It's Doing a Remake
 of The Day of the Dolphin

Sunday, April 24, 2016

"Hell, no, I'm not toning it down!  I'm turning it up to 11!"
Trump and Cruz Duke It Out Over Which Candidate in the 
Presidential Race Is Better at Battling a Figment of Their 
Own Imagination, the 'PC Police'
Camille Paglia Invokes Her Muse