Saturday, November 26, 2011

Yes, Governor Brownback, you're like a vacuum cleaner:
you suck, you blow, and then somebody puts you back in
 the closet.
Emblematic of his fall from greatness, the Tiger Woods Golf
Green in Dubai is the only one in the world where the entire
course is inside a sand trap. 
Glenn Reynolds Sez:  "Nations reach a point
of no return when the number of people, like
 me, mooching off government exceeds the
number of people producing."

Friday, November 25, 2011

Why They Call It 'Black Friday'
Occupy Best Buy:  Waiting for the Imperial Stormtroopers
Lack of common sense finally catches up with Patrick Star.
The great thing about Occupy Black Friday is that you
don't even have to stand up to participate.
Lieberman Wants Google to Let Users Flag ‘Connecticut
Bloviations’ on Blogspot
Woman Pepper Sprays Rival Shoppers in Black Friday
Supersale on Pepper Spray at Wal-Mart 

Thursday, November 24, 2011

"I’ll call you anything I want to call you while you sit
in that chair. You just be quiet!  You be quiet!"
Contrary to what Jimmy Fallon's band, The Roots, sang,
Michele Bachmann is not a 'Lyin' Ass Bitch'.  She's just
a 'Crazy Ass Bitch'.
Pat Robertson Sez:  “What is this mac and cheese,
is that a black thing?”

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Fear of Thanksgiving Causes Dow to Drop 236 Points
World's Worst Yoobs #108
Rachel Abrams
World's Worst Yobs #229
Todd Starnes
President Obama Pardons Turkey, Saves It from Ritual
Islamic Slaughter
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #129
Andrew Ferguson and Rob Long
Mitt Romney Sez:  “I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette
once, as a wayward infant, and never did it again.”
Turkey Bombs Iraq; Will Thanksgiving Be Next?

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Does the Second Amendment protect
the right to keep and bear grenades
and grenade launchers?  Schaeffer
Cox thinks so.
Is Ron Paul on the verge of surging?
Rush Limbaugh Doing Due Diligence on Michelle Obama
and Other Manifestations of 'Uppityism'
Tamara Scott believes that same-sex marriage laws would
allow her to marry inanimate objects, like the Eiffel Tower
or Bob Vander Plaats.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #345
Tamara Scott

Monday, November 21, 2011

As Paul Krugman has said, "Newt Gingrich is
 a stupid man's idea of what a smart man
 sounds like."
Guess what the 'MF' in MF Global stands for.
Warm Scuzzies #238
Annette Spicuzza
Rude Rhymes #53

Wipe Soft

Jim Hoft
"Hey, Hermano, check out our server's French-tipped nails!"
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
(Updated 2011)
Just the thought of pepper spray made the Speaker cry.
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #113
Be John Galt
The Unexpurgated Bible #64
"And the cops stretched out their hands over the crowd
and caused it to move back on the sidewalk. And a
Child of Wall Street walked on the dry pavement; and
 the crowd was a wall unto him on his right hand, and
on his left."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Q:  "How can you tell the difference between the police and
Wall Street mercenaries?"
A:  "You can't."
Warm Scuzzies #237
Association of Defensive Spray Manufacturers
Saddam Hussein gassed his people, too.