Saturday, October 24, 2015

Hillary Clinton Enjoying a Martha Roby Gobstopper
at the Benghazi Hearings

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Fearguth will be spending the next four days at
Art Outside.  He will be back online by 
next Monday, October 26.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Yesterday, Bill Kristol tweeted, "Biden confirms to
 Obama at lunch today he's running, announces at
 U Delaware tomorrow. You can feel the Joementum!" 
Today, Biden announced he's not running, saying, "I 
wanted to make Bill Kristol look like Jimmy Neutron, 
Boy Genius."
After 250 days of pointless Biden speculation, says
The Politicoit's time for 250 days of pointless 
Biden postmortems.
Inflatable Donald Trump Doll for
Starving Granny Sez: "I bet you wish you could cut me down
With those Zombie Eyes."
Spider Suffering from Anthropophobia Afraid to Sit Down 
Beside Little Miss Muffet
"I'll serve as Speaker but only if I can spend 
more time with the Munsters."
"I'm descended from a long line of Brats."
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #181
David Bossie and Theodore Olson
Paul Ryan will serve as Speaker if 
[ranked in the order of probability]

(1) Martin Shkreli is canonized as a saint,
(2) cars can fly on Back to the Future Day,
(3) the GOP unites behind him.
Donald Trump and Sam Clovis Doing Their
Laurel and Hardy Routine

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Bobby Jindal Dreaming of That Day Last July When He 
Peaked at 2% in the GOP Presidential Preference Polls
They said of Stephen Harper as he exited stage right,
"He's still strong in the prairies."
American Schutzstaffel #55
"Ain't he sweet? See him walking down that street
Yes, I ask you very confidentially, ain't he sweet?"
Justin Trudeau Involved in Stunning Canadian
Electoral Upset
Americans have so many fears they can be grouped into
'domains'.  Whatever happened to that 'Home of the
Brave' we sing about in our national anthem?
In the list of the 88 things Americans fear most in 2015, 
Ted Cruz comes in at #83, between Zombies and Clowns.
Jim Webb Considering Independent Bid in 'My-Ego-Is-
Bigger-Than-Trump's' Contest

Monday, October 19, 2015

In anticipation of Hillary Clinton's testimony before the
House Select Committee on Benghazi, Chairman Trey
Gowdy has taken steps to soften his image.
What Goes Around Comes Around
"Director Brennan, in light of a high-school stoner hacking
your AOL email account, isn't it time to change the name
of your agency from 'Central Intelligence Agency' to just
'Central Agency'?"
World's Worst Yobs #339
Milo Yiannopoulos
Nice Pear
Did you know Jay Carney, former Obama Administration
press secretary, now barks for Amazon?
Donald Trump says if he had a Time Machine, he would
go back to December 7, 1941, and prevent Japan's attack
 on Pearl Harbor.
When someone scuffed his Tiddies,

Hatchethead had a sad.
Pumpkin Surgeons Have More Fun!
Trey Gowdy Sez:  “I would say in some ways these have 
been among the worst weeks of my life. Attacks on your 
character, attacks on your motives, being called 
'Needlenose', are 1,000-times worse than anything 
you can do to anybody physically — at least it is for me.”

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Puerto Rican GOP Senator Roberto 'Grindr' Arango
China now has more billionaires (596) than the United
States (537).  The time has obviously come to give the
1% another tax cut.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #639
Jason Villalba