Saturday, November 14, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #836
Kyle Lamb

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #211
Napoleon Dynamite:  the Golden Years

Trumpniks Begin Cannibalizing Their Own

"I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be."

It's been a bad day for Hamburglar in DC today.

The Axeman Cometh

All Aboard for the Island of Misfit Toys

Not Exactly a 'Deathbed Confession'
(But Close)

Gives 'Boxing Day' a Whole New Meaning

Absolutely No Goading!
Violators Will Be Prosecuted!

It's Share COVID-19 Day in the District of Columbia!

MAGA Hat Buyback Program Set to Launch in
January 2021

Friday, November 13, 2020

World's Worst Jobs #158
Number Two Decontaminator

Aerial View of the Million MAGAt March

Tommy Tuberville, Alabama's new Republican Senator,
sublets the empty space inside his skull to anyone who
needs more room for their stuff.

The Lighter Side of William Barr

How Memes Were Disseminated Before the Invention
 of the Internet

Samuel Alito, Leader of the Dead Scalia Wing
of the Supreme Court

Deeply Lazy Man Sez:  ‘Never bet against me.’

Trump Holding Margaret Keene Dog Hostage Until
America Re-Elects Him

In the old days, the cat was on the mat.
Now the cat has its own Kitty Couch.

10.6 Million Cases
163,402 Deaths
Friday the 13th isn't just a scary movie.

The Trump years had taken their toll.  He had become
unstuck in space and time.  Like watercolors in the
rain, everything had run together.  His life had 
become stacked like a pile of old National 
Geographic magazines.  Nunc stans, baby!

Thursday, November 12, 2020

Not just Kelly Loeffler's face is asymmetrical.

Don Young had believed his Kellyanne Conway
Propellerhead Beanie rendered him immune
to the coronavirus.

Don Young, the Only Organism Believed to Be
Meaner Than COVID-19

Jethro Tull Strikes Back

Black Knight Uses Trick Play to 
Defeat King Arthur

Corey Lewandowski Contracts the 
Reinhard Heydrich Strain of COVID-19

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 
Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 
"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

World's Worst Yoobs #219
Kat Cammack

Being a short-fingered vulgarian helps explain 
why Trump is losing his grip on power.

Dr. Fauci Sez:  “When you have public figures like Steve
 Bannon calling for your beheading, that’s really kind of 
unusual, I think."

Donald Trump and His Poo Puppet

Triumph of the Horizontal

Can you spot the Alpha Male
in this picture?

Aristotle Sez:  “The aim of the wise is not to
 secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.”

Kicking and Screaming

World Growing Weary of Trump's
Energizer Bunny Impression

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Karl Rove, Bush's Brain, may be despicable,
but he's not stupid.

Trump Vs. Trump

Donald Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. Accuse Pfizer 
of Deliberately Waiting Until After Election Day to 
Release Its New Cheezit-Flavored ChapStick

Tonto Understands the Importance of 
'High Thread Count'

Kilroy Puts Four Seasons Total Landscaping
 on the Map

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

Some say all of Trump's precious bodily fluids 
are being sapped and impurified.

Not to Be Confused with Wittgenstein's Ladder

"Thou that destroyest the temple, 
and buildest it in three days, 
save thyself. If thou be the
Son of God, 
come down from the cross."

Booksellers Say No One Is Stealing
Trump's New Book

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #984
Mehridith Venverioh