Big Bigots, Little Bigots #133

Amy Jane Mekelburg

"Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the Tariff Man, yeah, 

I'm the Tariff Man."

"For my intention is only to make a profit

And not at all for correction of injustice."

Mind your manners, liberal undergrads, or Niall 

Ferguson will sic the Oppo Boys on you!

Another Heretic Expelled from the

True Church of Trump

Double-Dealing Diplomacy in the Death Zone

When you visit Stanford University, be sure to look up

 Niall Ferguson, Mr. Rash and Reckless.

Devolution for Fun and Profit

Baron Werner Ünderbheit served as Kim Kardashian's

chaperone during her recent visit with Donald Trump in

 the Oval Office.

John Boehner Sez: "There is no Republican Party. 

There's a Trump Party."

Warm Scuzzies #808

Niall Ferguson

“It’s not just payback; it’s punishment. It’s never enough to

 win. There’s never too much blood. There’s never too many 

guts on the floor. That’s Trump's mentality. If you give 

him a paper cut he'll never forget that paper cut.”

Warm Scuzzies #807

Paige Patterson

Oh, goody, another episode of Trailer Park Boys

Go to Washington!

No, if we really care about clean air, we should

export Scott Pruitt.

So, even if you plead guilty to a crime, like Dinesh D'Souza 

did, Trump will pardon you.  How cool is that!

"We'll do it all with these big, beautiful hands. 

Look at these hands!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #35

Some say Ambien does enhance your online

shopping experience.

Actually, to Trumpniks, Trump IS the source. It's just 

the same old authoritarianism, umpteenth verse.

Charlie Kirk is the Kim Kardashian of

political propagandists.  He always looks

like he just found out he has $8.33 in

his checking account when he thought

he only had $4.00.

If you have to resort to conspiracy theories to 

explain what happens in your world, you're

 living in the wrong world.

Whiteworld #59

The sooner the Republican base, Trumpniks,

fundamentalists, evangelicals, and Tea Partiers

admit that they constitute a Christian White 

Nationalist Party the better.

What Unfresh Hell Is This?

Human Stain Leads Nashville Crowd in Booing John McCain

Adventures in Aestheticism #34

Missouri Governor Resigns, 'Show Me State'

Awakens from Eric Greitens Nightmare

Stinky Zinke Sez:  "'Konnichiwa', which means,

 'Some of my best friends are Japanese'."

Unhappy Birthday, Rudy!

Trump Says He Watches My Favorite Trumpnik Every Week

Sign of the Times #78

"I apologize. I am now leaving Twitter."

"At the Barr, at the Barr

Where I smoked my first cigar

And my nickels and my dimes they rolled away

It was there by chance

That I tore my Sunday pants

And now I can wear them every day."

All Trumpniks are equal, but some are more

equal than others.

Adventures in Aestheticism #33

Remember Tom DeLay?  He has a new gig.

Carrying Water for Trump Since 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #733

Peter Pry

Tom Garrett Sez:  "I am a good man and I am an alcoholic.“

Remembering Trump on Memorial Day

Adventures in Aestheticism #32

Giuliani Exhibition Opens at the National 

Clown Gallery

Welcome to the Corporatocracy

Rudy Giuliani Praised for Tickling Nation's Funny Bone

Bad News for Trump: Hormel Recalls More than 

220,000 Pounds of Spam

"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"