Thursday, July 08, 2010

The Unexpurgated Bible #40
When Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal signed a bill
into law that will allow people to bring concealed
weapons into houses of worship, Jesus wept.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #184
Hector Maldonado
Up Against the Wal-Mart, Redneck Mother!

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #116
In wine there is truth. Nobody knows what's in Woop Woop.
Oxymorons for Our Time #47
United States

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

So what if Arizona's politics is a national laughing-stock
and it's economy is in the tank! The Grand Canyon State
still has Senator Jon Kyl, who can out-smirk, out-smug,
and out-smarm George Walker Bush any day of the week.
Keep trying! Surely there's a Cruelty Joke
this Malay Fish Owl hasn't heard.
Sarko the Giant Using French Hand Gesture That
Means 'I Am Not a Crook!'
Fearguth wouldn't walk a mile for a Camel,
but he would drive over 3,000 miles for the
near Masontown, West Virginia,

and Camp Bisco (July 15-17) near Mariaville,
New York. So, between July 6 and July 21,
posting on this blog will be spotty or
altogether absent, depending on
where he is along the journey.

Monday, July 05, 2010

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #57
Scared Monkeys
World's Worst Yobs #174
Bruce Carroll

Sunday, July 04, 2010

"Sorry, sir, but if we have any hope of digesting
this sucker, we're going to need a ladder!"
Competitive eating contests, sponsored by
Major League Eating, had finally succeeded
in promoting Gluttony from last place to
first in the list of the Seven Deadly Sins.
The day finally came when the military was so
lean and mean it didn't need soldiers anymore.
Uncle Sam Sez: "On this 4th of July, I want
you to lose your mind, just like I have!"
"Suck it in, soldier!"
"Yeah, I can see how having ten babies at one time
might have an adverse effect on your figure."
"Why do you hold your hands that way, Jesse?"
"Careful, Chuckie! The last guy who asked me that
question needed a blood transfusion afterwards."
As this picture of Governor Jan Brewer illustrates,
mummification was still an imperfect art during
Arizona's Fourth Republican Dynasty.
"Hi, I'm from CorpGov and I'm here to help you!"
"Well, Joe, at least you don't have to worry about
the tax on tanning salons the way Boehner does."
What happens on July 4 when you start drinking
beer on July 3.
Old Woman Prefers Quieter Fireworks on July 4th
"Pray harder, Bobby! The oil's still gushing!"
Oxymorons for Our Time #46
Culture War
To celebrate our independence from Great Britain this
year, the entire Gulf of Mexico will be set ablaze.
John Yoo wants you to stop
staring at his white pants.
"Men, how many of you have ever heard of the
Hundred Years' War?"
The Other Glee, the One That Didn't Win a Golden
Globe Award for Best Television Series
John 'The Ump' Roberts, 2005