Saturday, August 07, 2010

The family had been told there were four things they
could do with dear old Dad: bury him, burn him, dump
him, or have him for dessert.
American Empire #51
Books? Nobody reads them! Libraries?
Can't afford them!
In order to help offset the effects of
same-sex marriages, Newt Gingrich
has had three opposite-sex marriages.
If you're hetero, he urges you to do
the same.
World's Worst Yobs #178
Ray Griggs
Have you heard the new C&W record just dropped by
Rush Limbaugh and the High Colonic Irrigators?

Friday, August 06, 2010

It was a dark and, well, now that you
mention it, not all that stormy knight.
"I can still clench my fists. Not everybody who
was on Noah's Ark can say that!"
If you really must take a peek inside the Wingnut
Mind, go ahead and click the image.
National Plastic Explosive Association Speaks Out
Against Plastic-Explosive-Control Legislation
"It'll take a while to perform the
many twists and turns involved in the
medical procedure we doctors jokingly
refer to as a 'Palinoscopy'. So you may
as well relax, lie back, and enjoy it."
Pent-a-Mosque or Mosque-a-Gon?
Real America Wants to Know!
"I'm almost 79 years old, Mr. President, and I have to
tell you that we oldtimers in Wyoming think that
Fancy Feast doesn't taste half bad."
"You are too close to the multimillionaire.
Please step away!"
He had something important to say, but his mother
had taught him to never talk with his mouth full.
Whistleblower Says NSF Has Failed to Crack Down on
Employees Caught Accessing Scary Pictures of Chuck
Grassley on Their Work Computers
U. S. Navy to Counter Threat of China's Dong Feng 21D
(Shown Here) with the Ron Jeremy 9.75" Hedgehog
"Judge Walker struck down Prop 8 because he's gay,
and I'm saying this because I'm an old bigot."
CeCe Heil, a 'Mama Grizzly' Endorsed by Sarah
Palin, Gets Euthanized in Tennessee Republican
Congressional Primary
Wingnuttia's Ultimate Boogerman:
World's Worst Yobs #177
Gerard V. Bradley
Wamp Wimps, Will Secede from Tennessee
and Travel the World

Thursday, August 05, 2010

"Whaddya mean telling that kid,
'Please Don't Feed the Animals'?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #195
Kevin Pezzi
As triple digit heat continues to spread
across the country, remember: it's only
a hoax perpetrated by Al Gore.
World's Worst Yobs #176
Ken Blackwell
"Well, Eric, Louie Gohmert's not just a theory."
"In every state of the union from California to Maine
to Georgia, where the people have had a chance to vote
they've affirmed that marriage is the union of one man
and one woman at a time."
Maggot Gallagher

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Peter Hoekstra---Tea Party Caucuser and
Lapdancer-Free Member of the House of
Representatives---Goes Down to Defeat in
Michigan's Republican Gubernatorial Primary
Activist Judge in Rubber Suit Stomps Prop 8
When Teabagger Earth entered our Solar System,

our last line of defense against this alien intruder
was a little Tibetan boy. But he seemed less than
enthusiastic to come to our rescue.
Graffito Left Behind by the Self-Murderer Who Was
Fired by Donald Trump on The Apprentice
Beercrafter Creates World's First 200
Proof Brew, Calls It 'Everbeer'
Wolf Blitzer Goes Green with Margaret Carlson
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #59
Libertarian Republican
What a shock it was when the detainees in Gitmo
appeared at the front of the line for the Rapture.
Stephen Colbert Criticizes Laura Ingraham for
Using 'Hackneyed' Racial Stereotypes; "You're
About as Original as Shark Week," He Says
Oxymorons for Our Time #53
Informed Debate
Todd Tiahrt Hitches Wagon to Sarah Palin's
Falling Star, Crashes and Burns in Kansas
Republican Senatorial Primary
Sarah and Bristol to Launch New Social
Media Service to Be Called 'Quitter'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #194
Dan Maes

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

In case you're wondering, Donald Douglas is
the boob--albeit fake--in Gemma Atkinson's
right cup.
"One down," the urinal tester mused,
"three to go."
". . .that among these are Life, Liberty, and Coal Guns."
Meg Whitman Raises Her eBay Bid for the
California Governorship to $99.7 Million;
Reserve Price Still Not Met
Kyl, Alexander, Ensign, and McConnell:
The Four Horsemen of the GOPocalypse
"All this talk about me being extinct is
making me feel morose and insecure."
Unlike so many puppies of his generation,
his bite was much worse than his bark.

Monday, August 02, 2010

"The snake likes to crawl up my nose, down my
throat, and out of my mouth as much as
I like to read Sarah Palin's Facebook posts.
Next question?"