Saturday, September 24, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,027
Leon Benjamin

Doomsday Prophet Hedges His Bets

Like Iran, Texas has Morality Police.

Even after the pandemic ended, Sisyphus still wanted 
to work from home.

Trump Rally Security Tells Supporters to Stop the 
QAnon Gestures

The modern-day equivalent of the Greek Trireme is the 

AKA Ziggurat of Zaniness

Welcome to Arizona, Home of the 1864 Abortion Law

Unrepentant MAGA Rioter

"Don't blame me!  I'm just an analyst!"

Aunt Tifa Reminds Us That Drinkers and Pot Smokers
 Are 'Enslaved To Vegetables'

Banned Book Makes Oklahoma Man Feel Discomfort, Guilt, 
Anguish, and Other Forms of Psychological Distress

GOPer Madness

"Caturday all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."

Friday, September 23, 2022

Alex Jones Sez:  “I’ve already said sorry hundreds of times, 
and I am done saying I am sorry.”

Somewhere Outside Luhansk

J. R. Majewski 'Splains  the Diff Between a 'Fake Hit' Piece
and a Fake 'Hit Piece'

Little Known Alternative Fact #16
An eagle with a combover is called a 'Balding Eagle'.

Trumpnik Cartesianism

And the day finally arrived when no one knew who 
was speaking because everyone only spoke on 
the condition of anonymity.

Trump to Unleash Millions in the Midterms with MAGA Inc., 
Home of Super PAC-Man

Basic Training for Media Bashers

Grab That Quarter Pounder® with Cheese 
While There's Still Time!

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist and Nazi Sympathizer 
Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sentenced to Four Years 
in Prison

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #208

He listened patiently as you once again explained
the 'Four Eyes Principle' on Fido Friday.

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Richard Barnett Demands 
Prosecutors Be Banned from Calling Him a 'Rioter' 
During His Trial

Trump Sez:  "If you're the President of the United States, 
you can declassify just by saying, 'it's declassified' — 
even by thinking about it."

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Trump Sez:  “Were the federal agents looking for the 
Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted, but they are 
around someplace?”

How Trump's Brain Works

Will the Supreme Court rule that the use of 
Poo Poo Cushions is a cruel and unusual last laugh?

This year's Meme War Veterans Reunion has been
postponed until after the election.

Rehydration Therapy at 3:00 AM

George will no doubt someday receive a Lifetime 
Achievement Award from the American Academy
 of Ruminators and Cogitators.

Pillsbury Doughboy As a Neonate

'Fat Leonard' Francis, Mastermind of Navy Bribery Scheme, 
Captured in Venezuela after Escaping House Arrest in San Diego

Cascading Legal Problems Turn Trump Organization 
Into House of Pain

Alex Jones says "I did say things that were hurtful and not
 true.  As an American, I have a right."  And those Americans
who were hurt by Alex's untruths have a right to sue his 
slanderous and libelous ass off.

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,026
John Gibbs

Superman was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Russian bureaucrats are able to leap from tall buildings 
in a single bound.

Vulgar Message Scrawled on District of Columbia's Tallest
 Phallic Symbol

The Performative Sadism of Ron DeSantis

"Donald Trump has aides who follow him around and 
recite praise he receives on social media."

When he's not tormenting immigrants, Governor DeSantis
enjoys humiliating old-fashioned schoolhouse chairs.

Warm Scuzzies #1,240
Lou Vallario

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Is the Pandemic Over?

The Things Republicans Do for the
Orange Jesus

From the State That Brought You FLORIDA MAN

Monday, September 19, 2022

Metaphor Mixology #20
'Georgia Republicans Ramp Up Their Ground Game'

Philip J. Fry Vis-à-Vis Christina Pushaw