Saturday, September 09, 2017

Two-Minute Haters #50
Michael Peinovich
Don't just yell at the clouds, old man. Shoot them!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean
your GOP colleagues aren't out to get you.

Friday, September 08, 2017

Another 'Deviated Prevert' Bites the Dust at Fox News
Members of House Freedom Cockup Boo and Hiss Mulvaney
 for Serving Them a Crap Sandwich and Calling It a Muffaletta
Limbaugh Driven Out of Florida by Category 4 
Climate Change Hoax
Mark Meadows Rumored to Be Subject of Bizarre Experiment
Conducted by Steve Bannon Inside Breitbart Embassy
Trump's Brain

Thursday, September 07, 2017

Mark Meadows laughed out loud when somebody pointed
out he didn't have ear lobes.
Try as he might, Mark Meadows could never get right the 
'Here's the Church, and Here's the Steeple' nursery rhyme.
"Daddy, can I come with you to North Dakota?"
Trump loves Dreamers the same way he respects women.
Remember the Friedman Unit (i. e., 'in the next six months')? 
Well, now we have the Trump Unit (i. e., 'in two weeks').

Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Have Dino --- Will Travel
"My hurricane is bigger than yours, Obama!"
World's Worst Yobs #389
Michael Goodwin
World's Worst Yoobs #187
Bethany Mandel
Contrary to what Rush Limbaugh says, Hurricane Irma is not 
part of a Vast Climate Change Conspiracy. It is an atmospheric 
event caused by George Soros' sinister See 'N Say.
John Hawkins, a Sheep in Sheep's Clothing
America has two types of immigrants: those
 who arrived early and those who arrived late. 
The former we call 'Legal' and the latter,
Oklahoma Trumpnik Berates Hispanic Woman for
'Speaking Immigrant'
Putin Sez:  "Trump is not my bride and I am not his groom."
From Dinesh D'Souza's Photo Album
If you've seen one warmonger,
you've seen them all.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Feel the Love, Dreamers!
After announcing the end of the Dreamers program, 
Trump's Gollum took a nap.
Republican Jesus
The Politico Illustrated #55
'Fight over Dreamers to test Bannon’s 
juice outside the White House'
"I know I've been your ultimate emotional binky for 18 years, 
but there's a pretty good substitute over there. Her name is 
Binky Felstead."
Asking, "Is Trump a real Christian?" is like asking, 
"Is Coke the real thing?".

Monday, September 04, 2017

We would all be better off if these Baby Boomers had 
stayed on the couch.
Ambassador Haley Says North Korean
'Begging for War'
One day, Trump skimped on his makeup.
Someone needs to explain to Julius de Roma that exercising
your right to free speech is not free of consequences.

Sunday, September 03, 2017

Hollywood Producers Promise Remake to
Be Funnier Than Original
Trump Says He's Getting Nothing Done at a 'Record' Speed
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #110
John McNesby
Trump's Clock
“It’s been really nice. It’s been a wonderful thing. It’s been 
beautiful. Have a good time everybody!”
Alex Witt Sez: ‘We’re seeing a remarkably different 
President in Houston. This one has such big hands!"
"H-Bomb go boom!"
"No, no, don't touch! H-Bomb burn Kimmy's 
widdle hand!"