Saturday, January 11, 2014

Ariel Sharon has died and, at last report, is
still dead.
That data breach actually hit 70 million customers.  Do you
suppose that's why it's called 'Target'?
"At first, all I did was sniff pot and 
cocaine.  Then I began mixing them
with my Kibbles n' Bits.  Thank God
my master intervened before I started
Warm Scuzzies #440
Freedom Industries

Friday, January 10, 2014

"And right here, children, it says, 'There's no such thing as a 
free Jack Kingston because he charges taxpayers thousands
 and thousands of dollars for his lunches'."
Squidward, Post-Fukushima
"And then, Secretary Gates, that's when you drop a
 bunker buster on the Oval Office."
Warm Scuzzies #439
David Wildstein
Is it just a coincidence that over 50% of the members 
of Congress are millionaires and their approval rating
 is 12%?  
[As you ponder this question, keep in mind
that only 9% of Americans are millionaires.]
"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam.  
But I yam not a bully!"