Saturday, August 27, 2022

Is Josh Hawley too young to remember
when monogamy was a virtue?

"Ted, just for old time's sake, tell us how you worked as
a barista to pay for your undergraduate degree at 
Princeton University and your law degree at Harvard."

Imagining Evel Knievel Doing a Motorcycle Jump Across 
All of the Classified Documents Trump Unlawfully Stored
at Mar-a-Lago

"Your favorite President, me."

Duplicitous Entente

Junior Trump, Born with a Silver Coke Spoon 
in His Mouth, Doesn't Like Biden's Student Loan 
Forgiveness Plan

Welcome to Fantasyland!

What a Difference Five Years Make

Now on the Club Mar-a-Lago Breakfast Menu:
Eggs Benedict Arnold

With the wave of his hand, Trump declassified all the
documents in the world.

Flat Caturday

Sister Karl Rove Sez:  “Why Trump was holding on to
 these materials when he had no legal authority to do 
so under the Presidential Records Act is beyond me.”

Doug 'Johnny Reb' Mastriano

"Trump’s Truth Social website is facing financial challenges 
as its traffic remains puny and the company that is scheduled
 to acquire it expresses fear that his legal troubles could lead 
to a decline in his popularity.”

Jared Kushner Sez:  "Steve Bannon's head got so big he 
was just doing all these crazy things, and he ultimately 
just, you know, like a suicide bomber, blew up.”

Friday, August 26, 2022

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Purgatory

Warm Scuzzies #1,228
Elizabeth Fago

Biden Calls Trump 'Semi-Fascist'

Says Elizabeth Spiers:  "Jared Kushner is a man 
whose moral compass has been demagnetized."

Jared Kushner Sez:  “We are in a post-apology world.”

"What's that?"
"It's the Redaction of the Redaction of the
Mar-a-Lago Search and Seizure Warrant."

A worried Vladimir Putin is hearing voices:  “All of us Russians 
and our government should create maximally attractive 
conditions for the citizens of other countries to come to 
Russia, augmenting our population.”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,016
Kim Crockett

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Poly Sci 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,227
Luke Bowen

Little Known Alternative Fact #15
Superman Shops at Walmart

Try to imagine Republican Jesus saying,  "Blessed be ye 
poor: for yours is the kingdom of God." or 
"Woe unto you that are rich!"

If a college graduate is granted $10,000 in debt relief, 
Sean Hannity, who makes $30 million a year, says, 
"This is New Green Deal radical socialism."

Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Great Swatting Raid

"They´re coming to take her away,
Haha, they´re coming to take her away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha."

It's National Burger Day!

Invader from Mars Speaks Yiddish!

"Eric Trump is scared of his older brother Donald Trump Jr."

There they stood, Behemoths of Nothingness.

It wasn't called Throwback Thursday
back then.

When a Washington Post columnist grouses about a dollop
of student loan forgiveness, it whets Bugs and Daffy's 
appetite for a bowl McArdle Stew.

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Ron Johnson accused his critics of “playing class envy” 
as he defended doubling his wealth while in office.
[Johnson's net worth is about $40 million.]

The Wonderful Mehmet of Oz

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "I'm just sick of seeing Dr. Fauci.  
I know he says he's gonna retire.  Someone needs to grab
 that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac!"

A school board in Missouri has voted to bring back 
Spanky in school.

"I'm Mother Tucker and my job is to berate trans kids."

Warm Scuzzies #1,226
Jeremy Liggett

"Written in the style of Sun Tzu's The Art of War and
The Tao of Warren Buffett, this is a must-read book
from 2017 for every Trump fan (and even the haters)."

Was Jesus a Christian Nationalist?

Laura Loomer Sez:  “I’m not conceding, because 
I’m a winner!"

Local Motorist Blames Sexist Systems and Misogyny

Helmets Save Lives

"Uh, hey, Butthead, did the Mar-a-Lago breach 
damage national security?"

Open-Toed Shitkickers

Just Keep Mogatin' On