Saturday, October 10, 2009

Patrick Lanzo, proprietor of the Georgia Peach Oyster Bar,
says he's not a racist, and, appearances to the contrary
notwithstanding, says he's actually an African-American.
Well, the least that one could say about President Obama's
award is this: it's better to have Nobel Prizes thrown at
you rather than shoes.
"I am, and not only in my own opinion, the best prime
minister who could be found today. I believe there
is no one in history to whom I should feel inferior.
Quite the opposite."
As Seen on Daily Kos
Warm Scuzzies #20
Floyd Brown
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #26
Mark Halperin and Karen Avrich
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #29

Friday, October 09, 2009

Glenn Greenwald so strongly disapproved of the
awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to President
Obama that he moved his world headquarters
even further away from the United States --
from Brazil to the South Pole.
"Sorry, Condi, you had a chance to win the Nobel
Not-Bush Prize, but you blew it."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #96
Jason Chaffetz
"So what if Barack Obama makes me look like a row crop
cultivator straight out of Whitey's Tractor House! Can you
tell me anything else he has accomplished to deserve the
Nobel Prize?"
"Mickey, I can understand your disappointment that President
Obama didn't follow your advice to decline the Nobel Peace
Prize. On the other hand, you should try to understand his
disappointment that you turned out to be such a two-fisted
drinker and sweaty goatfucker."
Inasmuch as Alfred Nobel was the inventor of dynamite,
when will those Scandinavians wake up to the realities
of the modern world and establish a Nobel War Prize?
If for no other reason, they should do it to be fair and
balanced: the world can stand only so much peace at
any given time. And besides, a Republican hasn't won
such a prestigious international award since Teddy
Roosevelt. And let's face it: Dick Cheney is running
out of time.
The argument could be made that Eric Cantor's lips
are sexier than Angelina Jolie's. But nobody seems
inclined to make it at this time.
The South didn't just lose the Civil War in 1865.
Thanks to contemporary Johnny Rebs, like Erick
Erickson, the South continues to lose the Civil
War in 2009.
"What? You're not going to kiss my ring?"
World's Worst Yobs #137
Clive Crook
Raptured Ducks Leave One Behind
Glenn Beck Reacts to News of Obama's Nobel Prize
DNC Launches New Ad Campaign, 'The Faces of the GOP'
Conservatives Join Taliban in Blasting President
Obama for Winning Nobel Peace Prize
Breaking: Charles Krauthammer Fails to Win
Nobel Peace Prize for 25th Consecutive Year
Feed Your Inner Cannibal

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Lord Acton said: "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute
power corrupts absolutely." Can you imagine what he
might have said had he lived long enough to meet Lloyd
Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs?
No, this is not Levi Johnston posing naked in Playgirl
cracking pistachio nuts. This is Lizzie Miller posing
naked in Glamour without any nuts at all.
What is the Present? It's the battlefield where
the Past fights heroically but ultimately loses
to the Future.
Remember when Power Line was named by Time
as 'Blog of the Year' for 2004? Those were the days,
weren't they, when George W. Bush was still viewed
as the greatest President since Ronald Reagan! What
you probably don't recall, however, is that 2004 was
also the year John Hinderaker was named 'Air Pianist
of the Year' by Imaginary Ivories magazine.
Some argue this isn't John Derbyshire's
best side. Others agree, arguing that he
really doesn't have a 'best' side --- just
four bad ones.
"Nothing new to report here. Just the same old Republican
Black Peters wearing Pheromone-Emitting Seduction
Rings telling off-color stories about Nancy Pelosi."
"Did you know that with Old Spice you can
experience a completely new fresh mansmell?"
Gesture is expression. The mind can be interested
by speech; it must be persuaded by gesture. What
do you suppose the Pope is trying to persuade his
audience to think and/or to do with this gesture?
"Hey, Reihan, since you're only 30, why
not follow your own advice and fight
alongside American soldiers in
Afghanistan for the next year or so?
You might even get some of your
fellow conservative Bloggingheads
to sponsor you."
Dr. Zaius invites you to the Bachmannalia.
Bill O'Reilly will be there.
Meleanie Hain, RIP
If you live by the Second Amendment, you sometimes
die by the Second Amendment.
 "I had no idea," says Denny Rehberg (R-MT), "that
drinking a couple of Scotches and a flagon of red
wine could raise your blood alcohol level to .16,
twice the legal limit. I'll have to keep that in mind
the next time I go boating with my good friend,
State Senator Barkus."
If Michael Moore is fat, Chris Christie is corpulent.
Either to live as if God did not exist or else to live as if
God did exist: would you live any differently?
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #13
AlfonZo Rachel's ZoNation
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #28

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

"Oh, look! Tommy has developed
a stress fracture in his wee-wee!"
"©The Dollywood Company -- All Rights Reserved.
Hmmm, that's interesting."
Merrill Lynch Is Bullish on Bank of America
(Especially Ken Lewis)
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #12
Stop the ACLU
Lighting a candle is good, but cursing the
darkness is often more fun.
Oxymorons for Our Time #7
Cautious Optimism
World's Worst Yobs #136
Burt Prelutsky

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Simian in a Cage Wearing a Hat

Simian in a Cage Not Wearing a Hat
Allegories for Our Time #9
Once thought to be the smallest, coldest, and most
distant Citizen Journalist circling the Center of the
Political System, Pluto had now been been demoted
to being a Blogger, something like a Dwarf Planet,
more like an Asteroid, but even smaller.
Whiteworld #2
And so the Genetic Pool of Fools sailed off into the
sunset, unaware that 'White' endogamy was an
evolutionary dead end.