Saturday, September 26, 2020

Yes, it's true.  Matt Lieberman is living proof that
Joe Lieberman reproduced.
Great Misadventures in Science #13
Remember when Woody Allen held Trump's nose 
hostage in Sleeper?
New Poll Shows Trump Less Admired Than Coprophiles
Senior Republicans Distance Themselves from Trump
Should a guy who looks like John Goulart be a cop?
Maybe, but only in Louisiana.
Patriot Prayer Member in Portland Vows to 
Use 'Violent Means' to 'Take Back' Cities 
to the Paleolithic Age
Mask Up and Vote #33

Friday, September 25, 2020

Trump Selects Amy Coney Barrett to Fill 
Ginsburg’s Seat on the Supreme Court
Reality Is Not an Option
Thick as a Brick in the Wall
Lindsey Graham's foes, some say,
hate more than his guts.  They
hate his entire body, as well as
his mind and whiny little voice.
In other words, Rand Paul.
Scooby-Q, Where Are You?
World's Worst Jobs #155
Vietnamese Condom Recycler
Neither George Wallace nor Donald Trump
denied they were racists.  They only claimed
to be the 'least racist'.
Mask Up and Vote #32

Thursday, September 24, 2020

A Gibson is one part Dry Vermouth
and six parts Gin.
In Spain, they say 'El Bruto'.
Mask Up and Vote #31

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Breaking News:  U. S. Reaches
Tunnel at the End of the Tunnel 
of the COVID-19 Epidemic
Don't miss out on the Meaning of Life.  
Wear a mask!
Fearguth's Rules of Order #69
It is impolite to fondle your phallic prosthesis
in public.
There was nothing he wouldn't do 
to outshine Franz Liszt.
Mask Up and Vote #30

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

New Emoji Just Happy to 
Still Be Here
What a sad commentary on today's food safety
when a brand of canned tuna is touted as
having the 'Lowest Mercury of Any Brand'.
Said one protester to another,
"What brand of canned tuna 
are we throwing tonight:  
StarKist, Bumble Bee, or 
Chicken of the Sea?"
"As one of the world's wealthiest lib owners,
would you mind telling us, Mr. Levin, how
many libs you now own?"
"Trump Jr. describes you as the voice of MAGA
 in the House,” said Alex Marlow.
Mask Up and Vote #29
Oxymorons for Our Time #206
Jurisdiction is the official power to make laws. 
Anarchist Jurisdiction is the official power to
 not make laws.  Positively oxymoronic,
isn't it?

Monday, September 21, 2020

Wait for It
Mask Up and Vote #28
(It's Not Hypocrisy If You're a Republican)

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Mask Up and Vote #27
November 4, 2020
Warm Scuzzies #972
Norbert Logsdon