Geologists Disagree as to Which Is Older:

John Dingell or the Layer of Coconino 

Sandstone in the Grand Canyon

Believe it or not, this man swears his real name is 

'Faris Fink' and that he starred as Dr. Spock in a 2010

$50,000 IRS parody of Star Trek.  Whoever first uttered

 the words, "Truth is stranger than fiction," was a genius.

Unfortunately, it didn't rain on this anti-gay parade

in Georgia.

Camels Walk a Mile for Old Man

"Pssst!  Remember privacy?  That once existed

before a small group of Americans decided it 

would be fun---and profitable---to spy on 

everybody else.  So, mind your Ps & Qs,

if you know what I mean, and I know that

you do."

'Phone Spying Prevented Second Coming', Sources Say

"Jeepers,  I'm not offended at all!  People ask me all 

the time where I got these peepers."

"How do you do.  You must be a Redskin fan from DC."

Cross-country skiing in Sweden is one of the best ways

in the world to experience the great outdoors.

If you need a crane operator, 

do NOT hire Demolition Man!

She named it 'Spork', he named it 'Foon'.

Spot the Blitzerbot!

Java the Butt, Co-Author of the Patriot Act, Sez:

 "Seizing phone records of millions of innocent 

people is excessive and un-American." 

[He didn't just open the barn door that let

the horses out; he removed the hinges and

sold them for scrap.]

The average CEO in 2012 earned 354 times more than the 

average worker.  This is what is called a 'fact'.  Lucky for 

us, facts don't matter.

"I hate to be the one to tell you this, James, but

I'm afraid you have contracted a terminal case

of the Clapper."

Only the Theory of Intelligent Design can explain the

physiognomy of the Sarcastic Fringehead fish.

Sorry, Mr. President, nobody is listening to your calls.

"President Obama on Friday defended the government’s 

collection of data on the phone records of millions 

of Americans, saying that it was a modest encroachment 

on privacy that is justified in order to protect us from 

the IRS and other terrorists."

Zuckerberg Releases Statement Calling PRISM 

Charges 'Outrageous'

Some say Senator Mitch McConnell 'sucks',  some say

he 'blows'.  In truth, he's ambisextrous and can do

both at the same time.

Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist') 

'Didn't Come at the Right Time'

Big Brother Has a New Name

Not since FDR had a President of the United

States served four terms.  But Barack Bush,

against all odds, had done it.

Director of National Intelligence Sad That He and His

Boss Have Lost All Credibility

Man or beast?  Neither:  it's a woman.

Governator

Goobernator

National Security Agency Reportedly Pissed That

Fearguth Doesn't Use His Cellphone Often Enough

What Mitch McConnell Looks Like When He's

Feeling Intimidated

"The bike lobby is an all-powerful enterprise, right up

there with the Wizard of Oz and the Queen of Hearts."

World's Worst Yobs #288

Nick Searcy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #502

Jim Bridenstine

There are 'paid liars', like Jay Carney, and then there

are 'overpaid liars', like Darrell Issa.

Game of Thrones debuted on HBO on April 17, 2011.  

Here we see Osama bin Laden watching the first

episode.  Before he could view the third episode,

Osama was assassinated on May 2, 2011.  C'est la vie.

"I am NOT Louie Gohmert!"

"I am NOT Louie Gohmert, either!"

"Without a doubt, I AM Louie Gohmert!"

American Schutzstaffel #25

"Granted, evolution sounded good in theory.

But, in practice, it produced humans, and 

that was its fatal flaw."

Some faces are so ugly they should be illegal.  Take

Chuck Grassley's, for instance.

"Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in 

place the possibility for dick taters like me to occur."

Flynn Beck, Glenn Beck's Long-Lost Twin Brother, 

Announces 'Hairier-Than-Thou' Crusade

Edith Jones, 5th U. S. Circuit Court of Appeals Judge,

Said to Be Predisposed to Racist Imbecility

You can tell from looking that Rebekah Brooks would

never engage in phone hacking.

Alabama Wife Takes to Facebook to Warn

 Meshach and Abednego to Stop Sending 

Pictures of Themselves to Her Husband

 Shadrack

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #26

Gordon Gee

Insiders say God wept when House GOP members

 asserted they prayed and He told them to keep

 John Boehner as Speaker.

Phil Bryant believes our schools are mediocre because

there are too many mothers in the workplace.  Why

Mississippi has such a mediocre governor, he didn't say.

Google Glass Porn Ap Banned; Developers Frantically

Seeking Alternative Raison D'être for Geeky Gear

Members of British Slavocracy Auction Banksy 

Graffito, Slave Labour, for $1.1 Million