Saturday, July 23, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,215
Dawn Lee Bancroft

The Six Billion Dollar Fascist

Climate Change

Warm Scuzzies #1,214
Mariah Merritt Vanlith

“If they didn’t know me before, they know me now.” 

Klaatu Barada Nikto!

The year was 2021.  Josh Hawley wasn't running for President. 
He was running for his life.

Trump whines:  “I had a very good and luxurious life before
 entering the wonderful world of politics.”

Friday, July 22, 2022

When he heard Trump call him a 'disloyal sleaze bag',
Mitch McConnell replied, "I am NOT disloyal!"

The Freedom Caucus enjoys using
the word 'freedom' ironically.

"The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there, and they began to wail
The band was jumpin', and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing."

Steve Bannon Guilty of Contempt of Congress, Will Be 
De-Loused in the Comatorium

Ron DeSandbox

Josh Hawley Suffers a 'Complete and Utter Political 
Emasculation' During Jan. 6 Hearing

All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, yesterday is a hard word for me."

Josh Hawley's Got Wood

Thursday, July 21, 2022

If you meet John Guandolo on the road, ask him which poses
the greater threat to America:  Communist Islamists or Islamist

Bret Stephens says the worst line he ever wrote as a pundit 
for the New York Times was, “If by now you don’t find 
Donald Trump appalling, you’re appalling.”  Shucks,
Bret, that's not your worst line; that's your best.

Mark Meadows's best friend is not his dog.  
It's his smartphone.

Heat Dome

He's quick and easy.

Spawn of DeVos

'January 6 Committee to Show Blooper Reel of Trump
 Struggling to Condemn Rioters After Capitol Siege'

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Nathan Wayne Entrekin
reminds us it's Throwback Thursday.

In Texas, MAGA now means Mothers Against Greg Abbott.

Is Bernie Sanders an all-powerful Jewish puppet master, 
pulling Joe Biden's strings?  Jesse Watters thinks so.

'GOP begins to look for new 2024 candidates 
amid fears over Trump'

Thanks to the James Webb Space Telescope, we can now
see GLASS-z13k, the oldest galaxy ever seen.  It dates back 
to just 300 million years after the Big Bang, which occurred
13.8 billion years ago.  It's the new Old Standard.

Garrett Ziegler, Intrepid Young Christian

"I shall not attempt to define 'Dereliction of Duty',
 but I know it when I see it."

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

The JR-15 Looks, Feels, and Operates Just Like 
Mom and Dad's Gun

Should Be Required Reading for All
Secret Service Agents

It's National Hot Dog Day!

'Marco Rubio drags marriage equality vote as 
‘stupid waste of time’

Peter Thiel's Life Story

Peter Thiel has donated $13 million to Blake Masters for
his Republican primary campaign in Arizona.

Call them the Clusterfuck Cops.

Alan Dershowitz is such a crybaby.

It's hard to imagine some people having an
extramarital affair.  Take William Timmons,
for example.

Nobody in Troy Believed Cassandra

'Democrats want Biden to go scorched-earth on GOP'

Generally speaking, it is unwise to elect a politician who looks 
like Dan Cox.

J-Man Maps Out His Career in the
Influence Industry

After claiming executive privilege and invoking the 
5th Amendment over 100 times before the January 6
Committee, Garrett Ziegler said, “They’re Bolsheviks 
so they probably do hate the Fifth Amendment, 
and most white people in general.”

"Donald Trump called Wisconsin GOP Assembly Speaker 
Robin Vos this month and urged him to decertify the 
results of the 2020 election."

Blake Masters Sez:  "I think there's always cheating, 
probably, in every election.  The question is what's
 the cheating capacity."

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Secret Service Claims It Can’t Recover Deleted Texts 
After Jan. 6 Panel’s Subpoena

Serena Williams Does the Trump-Pence Split

Said to Make King Kong Look Like a Piker

"Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that i love,
Don't fence me in."