More Americans get their fake news from Breitbart 

than from any other source.

Said to Be Very Popular in the Kremlin

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #154

Amerika 2017: The Year Russia Took Over

"Honey, looks like the Amazon Octocopter is delivering

another load of Trump's bullshit to the neighbors across

the street."

Massive, flagrant plagiarism is what just happened.  Monica 

Crowley's data kidnapping skills will come in handy as a

member of Trump's national security team.

Presidential Clown Car Ready to Roll on 

Inauguration Day

"Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie."

"You can run, Senator Cotton, but you can't hide

behind that scrofulous beard."

Attention Trumpniks!  When are you going to order your 

Trump-Putin Nonaggression Pact 2017 Calendar? Must

speak Russian to order.

Is Donald Trump a conscious, articulate instrument of the 

Russian Confederation? Robert Welch, founder of the 

John Birch Society, wants to know.

"I'm Ahnold, Donald, Ahnold!  Don't terminate me!"

What if all of these Americans Against Trump wore 

this shirt on January 20?  Wouldn't that be special! 

Annual Battle for Senate Dominance

Now Underway

12,095 Bombs Dropped on Iraq 13 Years After 

U.S. 'Mission Accomplished' in 2003

Would you buy used intel from this man?

World's Worst Yobs #375

Armond White

Tired Old Aqua Buddhist Pushes for GOP 

Budget Rebellion

"This is no ordinary orange, it's a magic wishing orange."

"A wishing orange?"

"Yes! One bite, and all your dreams will come true."

Another Day, Another Dollar

Rebel Syrian Chef Sez:  "If you can't stand the heat,

stay out of the kitchen!"

"My God, this is better than a parking spot in downtown 

Manhattan!"

Dan Coats Chosen to Be Director of National Intelligence

and Christian Theology in the Trump Administration

Mutatis Mutandis

Fox News Reveals Megyn Kelly's Replacement

Queen Elizabeth Nearly Shot During Early Morning Walk;

 "I Thought She Was a Green Bee-Eater," Guardsman Says

Remember:  It's FACEbook, not GENITALIAbook!

War Games

The next phase of human evolution is upon us.

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #12

Roger Ailes was 'personally grooming' Trish Regan to take 

over for Megyn Kelly.

Macy's Closing 68 Stores, Cutting 10,000 Jobs, Laying Off Many 

Thanksgiving-Day-Parade Balloons, Including Betty Boop

"Sorry, PEOTUS Trump, but your communication link

to the Kremlin is down."

When asked what he knew about hacking that others did not, 

Trump replied, "You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday."

Uh, it's Wednesday and the clock is ticking.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Sez:  "Taller!  I 

deserve to be taller!"

Contrary to popular belief, Steve King

does have 'mental furniture'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #153

The Boy with Green Hair Grows Up

This Week in WakiLeaks #5

Donald Trump Now Getting Intelligence Briefings 

from Julian Assange

Simon & Schuster Sowing the Seeds of Hate

My Favorite Mobster, Starring Donald Trump and 

Joey 'No Socks' Cinque

In northwest Iowa, it is said, there are people

 with heads the size of cantaloupes.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #675

Scott Stevens

Rex Tillerson is a coupon-clipping, loyalty-card using grocery 

shopper just like you---except he's a billionaire who wears 

a business suit at Safeway. Look for him in Aisle 4.

World's Worst Yoobs #178

Karol Markowicz

"Good Lord!" Trump thought.  "McConnell's turkey

 neck is bigger than mine. It's yoooge!"

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy Deciding 

How to Vote on Office of Congressional Ethics

Trump Tweet Threat Revised for Accuracy

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

Milquetoast the Cockroach Saddened by the Mercy 

Killing of the House's Ethics Watchdog

Trump doesn't trust computers or email, 

so it's Carrier Pigeons from here on out.

"CNN just released a book called 'Unprecedented'

which explores the 2016 race & victory. Hope it does 

well but used worst cover photo of me!"

Richie Reich