Saturday, October 17, 2015

The only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun
 is a good toddler with a gun.
Slippin' Into Darkness
Snake Oil Salesman
Bunco Artist
Confidence Man
Ted Cruz
If Bernie Sanders is an 'elderly dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins',
Karl Rove is an 'elderly dysgenic Gollum'.
Arizona State University is giving away free business degrees.  
All you have to pay is shipping and handling, which is $90,000.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Famous Boxers of Yesteryear #1
Fisty McPugg
When Rand Paul has to say, "I was just kidding," you know
he wasn't.
When people were asked recently to list the '13 Most
Punchable Faces in America Today', Ted Cruz's face
was ranked 1st through 13th.
Should this be the face of the Democratic Party?
Ben Carson agrees to become President but only on the
condition that he be allowed to suspend his presidency
whenever he needs to sell some more books.
Wayne Simmons was not an 'Outside Paramilitary Special 
Operations Officer' for the CIA, but he did conduct
'Deep Cover Intel Fraud' for Fox News for 13 years.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Hatchethead Down in the Dumps As Criticism of 
Benghazi Committee Mounts

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Conehead for a New Generation
So much for the idea of climbing a tree to
 escape from a bear!
Senator McCain Has a 'Two Minutes Hate Bergdahl' Moment
Famous Squirrel Eater Mocks North Koreans for
Eating Squirrel Dogs
New Study Provides More Proof That
 a Glass of Red Wine Is Good for You

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Ben Shapiro, the Madman in the Amish Hat

Monday, October 12, 2015

Christopher Columbus's first words when he reached
land in the New World were "Buona festa di Cristoforo 
Colombo" (Happy Columbus Day!).
University of Texas Students
to Protest Concealed Carry
of Firearms on Campus with
Open Carry of Dildos
Ted Cruz Unveils 'Behavioral Micro-Targeting', the Next
Phase of His Audacious 'Base Plus' Strategy to Woo the
Owners of Ford F-150s
“I was all set to go wild, now I can’t go wild. I’m actually 
saying, ‘I wish he had hit me, I wish he had hit me'!"
"I never told that Benghazi staffer to focus on Hillary.
Cross my heart and hope to die!"

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Charles Koch Sez:  "What we're after is to fight against
special interests."
[Koch Industries, you see, is a nonprofit 
public service organization.]
When asked why he tried to sneak into Vermont from
Canada, Karl Marx said he just wanted to give Bernie
Sanders a hug.
"Ruben Tejada learned the hard way not to say to me,
'Don't use that greasy kid stuff'."