Saturday, March 04, 2017

Trumpniks had lived in the dark for so long they 
became eyeless, like Kentucky Cave Shrimp.
"If Obama didn't exist, I would have to invent him."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #105
John Bennett
Donald's Adventures in Trumpland
Trump Orders All Staffers in the White House and 
Trump Tower to Wear This Hat When Using the Phone
Did you know that in the Potrzebie System of 
Weights and Measures, 1 Kilowhatmeworry
equals 1,000 Whatmeworrys?
Now Showing
“What a place! It really feels like a place. 
You stand here and you feel like you’re 
standing on a very big piece of land, 
but this is better than land."
A Portrait of the Paranoiac as an Old Man

Friday, March 03, 2017

Señor Wences and Trumpetomane Breaking Box Office
Records Worldwide
Россия сделать большие Снова
Now that America has been made great again,
Jeff Sessions is wearing a new hat.
Mike Bost Sez: "If all you want to do is stand and 
yell at me, we're not going back and forth."
Dank Memes #5
This is the future that Tokyo liberals want.
Roger Marshall Sez:  “Just like Jesus said, ‘The poor will 
always be with us'. There is a group of people that just don’t 
want health care and aren’t going to take care of themselves.”
"Not to worry, for I have all the details of
the GOP's Obamacare replacement plan
inside my head."
"Hey, Rick Perry authorized the executions of 
over 230 inmates. I have a lot of catching up
to do."
Sauce for the Goose, Sauce for the Gander
“I don’t like the concept of Metamucil, but sometimes it 
becomes necessary.”
"Excuse please.  I'm Boris Badenov.  Must capture
moose and squirrel!"

Thursday, March 02, 2017

Whoever coined the term, 'Shitweasel', Carter Page
neither affirms nor denies he was ever in the same room
with that person.
"Unlike Senator Cruz, I wouldn't exactly call this Sessions
fracas a Nothingburger."
When he joined eHarmony, Russian Ambassador
Sergei Kislyak had no idea he would have so many
dates with members of the Trump Administration.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #681
Lance Wallnau
The only way the Republicans will agree to investigate 
Trump's ties to Russia is if Russia changes its name 
to Benghazi.
Mock Turtle Endorses Subway's Mock Chicken
Required Reading in the 
Trump White House
Green Eggs and Hamlet
"To the work! To the work! In the strength of the Lord,
And a robe and a crown shall my labor reward."
And the Winner Is

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Sessions spoke twice with the Russian ambassador during 
the campaign. The first time, he said, "My arthuritis is
 botherin’ me real bad today.” The second time, he said,
 “Ah’ll have another plate of them chitlins.”
Shoeshine Boy Now Only Member of
Trump Campaign Who Didn't Make
Contact with Russia
DNA Test Shows Only About Half of Subway’s ‘Chicken’ 
Is Chicken; the Other Half Is Free-Range Soybean
"Men read my book, Government Gone Wild, for the text, 
not for the pictures."
Piers Morgan Sez: "I do not drink Donald Trump's bath 
water but I'm sure it tastes delicious."
World's Worst Yoobs #180
Kristin Tate
Paul Babeu, Arizona Egghead and Gay Caballero, 
Nominated by Trump to Be Head of Border Patrol
Mark Chelgren (R-IA) Introduces Bill to Limit Number
of Liberals Who Can Teach at McDonald's Hamburger 
Pence Cracks a Joke
Bearded Ruminants Beware!
"My greatest pleasure is knowing I have health insurance 
and you don't."
"When I grow up, I want to be President and Kellyanne 
wants to be Valley Girl."

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

"Secretary DeVos, could you explain how you can
'accidentally' praise school segregation?"
Kellyanne must think she's a Couch Tomato.
Texas Republicans Unveil Bill That Requires Aliens 
to Use the Bathrooms of Their Home Planets
Trump Advisor Anthony Scaramucci Suggests
Democrats Are Theatening Jewish Centers
to Make Conservatives Look Bad
"Obamacare has taken over my skin and everything
inside it.  I feel like I've been abducted by aliens."