Saturday, June 12, 2021

I Was In a Negativity Play As a Kid

Knit Wit

"I was completely inside the whale," 
said Jonah the Lobster Diver.

On Caturday, Chairman Meow said, "Political power 
grows out of a bag of Friskies."

Friday, June 11, 2021

So Red, So White, So Blue! If you meet her on the
 street, should you recite the Pledge of Allegiance or 
sing the Star-Spangled Banner?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #144
Wade Anton


Should Barr be barred or disbarred?

Samuel Johnson defined 'patriotism' as 
'the last resort of the scoundrel'.  Ambrose
Bierce disagreed, saying, "I beg to submit 
it is the first."

Thursday, June 10, 2021

All humans are animals, but, fortunately,
not all animals are humans.

He Sure Does

Adventures in Aestheticism #261

Trumpnik Believed to Be More Ambitious
Than Godzilla

Joe Manchin was the perfect blend of political 
mediocrity: always moderate, mildly middle-
of-the-road, cautiously centrist, basically 
bipartisan, proudly independent, mostly main-
stream, frequently undecided, a tried-and-true 
swing voter.  No doubt about it, there wasn't a 
solid political bone in his body.



We're accustomed to things that 'loom large'.  
Do these things ever 'loom small'?

Joy Villa's Glamour Shot

"What's he doing?"
"He's forecasting the 2022 midterms."

Pull them little strings and he'll 
kiss your nether bifurcation.

Wednesday, June 09, 2021

He says his greatest pleasure in life is clicking 
on the Thumb's Down button on YouTube.

Bogey knew that things were never so 
bad that Jeff Bezos couldn't
make them worse.

So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

You've heard of 'false equivalence'.  There's
also 'true equivalence'.

Has Louis DeJoy reached Turd Immunity yet?

Tuesday, June 08, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #892
Sherri Tenpenny

Not to Be Confused with Jeff Bezos's 
Maiden Flight Aboard New Shepherd

Francis the Talking Mule and Donald O'Connor
remind us it's National Best Friends Day.

Sounds like same-sex marriage may be more popular 
than mixed-sex marriage.

Russian Scientists Revive 24,000-Year-Old Worm

Is QAnon proof that flying saucers
have landed?

Adventures in Aestheticism #260

Sloth Moves Too Slowly, Ends Up Last on the
List of Seven Deadly Sins

In case you didn't know, Sluggo voted for
Sleepy Joe.

It Had Been a Smooth Ride for Boston Police
Commissioner Dennis White Until . . .

Can China withstand DeSantis's attack?

Monday, June 07, 2021

Hippopotatomus

When someone called him a 'notorious postmodern 
neo-Marxist leftist relativist', it took his breath away.

"I won the election, but they cheated.  
By the way, Facebook and Zuckerberg with 
the $500 million dollars worth of phony 
lock boxes that he put on.  Some of them
had 96% of Biden votes in them, 96%.  They
were like just dumping ballots.  It was
a phony deal."

You may be a relative unknown in your generation, 
but at least you don't have Stormy Daniels saying that 
you're not 'mentally all there' on national television.

Arizona Election Auditors Take a Moment to Pose
for the Camera

Republican Tater Tot War Erupts in Idaho

ICE Nazi (Rear View)

Invisible Artist Tries Unsuccessfully to Sell Visible Sculpture,
Visible Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture for $18,000

Sunday, June 06, 2021

Milo Yiannopoulos Explains Why He Is No Longer Hounded

Let's Keep Things in Perspective

Was Trump wearing Pull-Ups® Training Pants last night
in North Carolina?

Joe Manchin Vows to Vote Against
For the People Act, Wins Walmart
Sushi Prize


Remember Tomorrowland?  Well, this is
Yesterdayland.

Yes, it's 'weapons-grade lunacy', but the weapon is 
a peashooter.