Saturday, August 29, 2020

World's Worst Yoobs #218
Abby Johnson
Sith Lords Killed His Family,
Needs $$$ for Lightsaber
It is incorrect to call Ivanka Trump 'Mini-Donald'.  
This is 'Mini-Donald'.
Mask Up and Vote #6
If the call for armed action in Kenosha had featured
a picture of Melania Trump in the nude, it would
have been removed in a New York minute.

Friday, August 28, 2020

"Any of you in the Dumpster named Dempster?"
It All Started with Eye-Gor
Emily Miller doesn't conceal her gun or her Penis Envy.
Bad Medicine: Emily Miller Sacked After Only 11 Days
as FDA Spox
Fear Is the Path to the Dark Side
Are Anarchists paid by the week or by the month?
Rudy Giuliani, Flop Sweater
Was Hurricane Laura, which toppled this Confederate
statue in Lake Charles, a Lincoln Loyalist?
When he was young, he taught taut tautologies.
Michael Osterholm Sez;  “Remember only 8 percent to 
10 percent of the U.S. population has been infected to date.  
So this coronavirus forest fire has a lot of wood left to burn 
and we’re the wood, people not infected with the virus.”
Mask Up and Vote #5

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #964
Daniel Miskinis
Warm Scuzzies #963
Robert Forsythe
Ammon Bundy and Office Chair Being Moved to
Remote Storage
Empty Chest Syndrome
Give Rubberneckers
Advance Warning
Mask Up and Vote #4
Like someone else we know, King Kong
liked to watch.
"Oh, what's going on
What's going on
Yeah, what's going on
Ah, what's going on."

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Trying to Think of a Word That
Rhymes with Olive
Step Right This Way,
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Everything Is a Tradeoff
Is this a game changer for DJ Finger Lickin' Good?
Is there any truth to the rumor that a famous
Squidbilly will appear tonight at the RNC
to recapitulate his dirtbikin' career?
GOPers flash the Sign of Dubya to mark their territory.

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #962
Stephen Hahn
Warm Scuzzies #961
Kevin Clarkson
Hellmouth 2020
It's Don Jr. Vs. Nikki Haley for the Soul of the GOP
Scientists are still trying to tell the difference
between PaleoNazis and NeoNazis.  So far, 
they haven't been able to.
'Diversity Night' at the Republican National Convention
Postmaster General Gets Busted to
Buck Private
Mask Up and Vote #3
Kimberly Guilfoyle Conjuring the Sith Lord

Monday, August 24, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #255
Pool Boy Makes Big Splash
Warm Scuzzies #960
Aaron Coleman
They were some kind of deviated preverts.
Name Change
"Giancarlo Granda says he had sex with Becki Falwell while 
Jerry Falwell Jr, head of Liberty University and a 
staunch supporter of President Trump, looked on."
Melania's Do-Over of the White House Rose Garden
Makes Local Simian Feel Right at Home
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #200
A Funny Thing Happened on the Road to Damascus
Like Adam in the Garden of Eden, Jerry Falwell, Jr.
blames his wife.